* '''WARNING! MAJOR EPISODE 4 SPOILERS!!''' [[spoiler:So, how exactly does a Dark God know how to windsurf?]]
** Possessing [[spoiler:surfers]]?
** Goes down and learns in Cali? Shit bro, we just don't know. Plus that technology mightn't have existed back in the 1920s, unless you want to go with the idea that [[spoiler:Gods]] are omnipresent.
** Just throwing players off his true identity I guess.