* How does [[spoiler: that ''vibrator'']] prove ''anything''?!
** They're too squicked out to keep asking questions.
** I think a better question is who's bright idea was it to make the player fetch a Birdo's vibrator in the first place?
** It explains... something... about Birdo at least...
* How is Ossan a forgotten Nintendo character? Isn't he [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Mario]]?
** Not really, he is in fact, one of the very first intentional Mario-expies Nintendo made before getting completely forgotten (since many would follow after, such as [[{{VideoGame/FZero}} Mr.EAD]] and [[{{VideoGame/Pushmo}} Mallo ]] came around. The reason why most think it's meant to be Mario is becuase ow the Western versions of Golf NES & Gameboy depicted Mario to be the golfer, if [[https://www.mariowiki.com/images/thumb/a/a5/Golf_GB_US.jpg/605px-Golf_GB_US.jpg the boxart for GB-version]] is to go by. Another hindsight on this is that one of Mario's possible names during his development for Donkey Kong was actually "Ossan" before Mr.Video and Jumpman...