* How does [[spoiler: that ''vibrator'']] prove ''anything''?!
** They're too squicked out to keep asking questions.
** I think a better question is who's bright idea was it to make the player fetch a Birdo's vibrator in the first place?
** It explains... something... about Birdo at least...
* How is Ossan a forgotten Nintendo character? Isn't he [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Mario]]?