* Does CaptainObvious get [[CommonMilitaryUnits courtesy-promoted to Major Obvious when he is aboard a (war)ship]]?
** Yes.
*** Which means that he does.
*** Obviously.
*** So we have established that CaptainObvious gets [[CommonMilitaryUnits courtesy-promoted to Major Obvious when he is aboard a (war)ship]].
*** The above is an attempt at meta humor, and so is this.
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