* ''How'' these people get their licenses is something that puzzles even the host and experts!
** They usually say how they got them, such as knowing the examiner or flirting with him. Most are borderline illegal.
** In Aaron's case (Season Seven), the headscratcher was "why was his license still valid after he was in a coma for two months?"
*** Because driver's licenses aren't revoked just because the possessor is in a coma and two months is not enough for it to expire.
** Father Giles is easier to understand--his license was issued during a different time in a different driving culture.
** From Season 8, Kevin has a ''glass eye!'' That's right. He is literally half-blind. How does someone with no depth perception or right-side peripheral vision get a driver's licence?
*** Depends on whether it was issued before or after he lost the eye.
*** [[http://www.losteye.com/depthper.htm Turns out]], depth perception doesn't have much effect on driving. Or a lot of things.
*** Many people with glass eyes or who are blind in one eye can drive perfectly fine. Having a glass eye was something he used as an ''excuse'' for bad driving, but he'd be just as bad a driver with two eyes, because he simply didn't look where he was going--ever.
*** Perhaps the question should be expressed as "How does a person with one eye pass the vision test required to get a license?"

* How in the hell did they not expel Dale for chasing Andrew? Not only is that reckless and dangerous, I'm pretty sure it's a felony. Like I get Scott was already expelled but really? The bitch chased him!
** If she hadn't apologized, I think she would have been booted. Scott never apologized.