* Why ''is'' Zazoom always around so many graves? (Considering Michael Bublé poisoned his dog to save a baby giraffe...)
* ''Is'' Bruno Mars the prettiest at the store?
* Why would it ''not'' be good if Madonna married a real giant?
* Why shouldn't you ever feed a sick child thick toast?
** You never ''make'' a sick child thick toast. They can eat it, they just need to make their own.
* Why ''shouldn't'' you freak if your {{Xbox}} ain't a payphone?
* Why would Madonna gobble that sardine if she had a wooden statue?
* Why is a [[EldritchAbomination dark threat in the oasis]] giving Music/MileyCyrus encouragement? And why the hell is it calling her "Shorty"?
* Why would TheSeventies being "gone, baby" be hard for anyone who likes gummy bears?
* Why can't long-legged women tell there's a blue-eyed Hobbit?
* Is [[Series/GameOfThrones Eddie]] a fan of the [[{{Franchise/Pokemon}} Pikachu]]?
* [[MST3KMantra And why doesn't Mitt Romney like twin ducks or baby ducks, or those little terriers that everybody likes,]][[OverlyLongGag and why does that make him a loser]]?
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