Halfway through the scene\\
The actors (in character)\\
Snark the script/writer.

Who wrote this haiku?\\
It's a complete piece of crap!\\
Oh wait... it was me.

I demand to know\\
From whose malfunctioning brain\\
The story came forth.

The unfortunate\\
Fact is that some people write\\
At a low level;

And it is our job\\
To mock them mercilessly\\
For wasting our time.

We are their playthings,\\
But that does not excuse them\\
From abusing us.