Sparkly vampire.\\
Watches you when you're asleep.\\
--> -- Cali Rolls

''[[EverythingsBetterWithSparkles Sparkle]][[FriendlyNeighborhoodVampires pires]] [[{{Wangst}} wangst]].''\\
''[[AcceptableTargets Teenage schoolgirls]] [[GushingAboutShowsYouLike lap it up]].''\\
''[[FanHater Fan hating]] [[HilarityEnsues ensues]].''

[[StalkerWithACrush Stalkers are okay]],\\
[[WhatMeasureIsANonCute As long as they are pretty]].\\
[[UnfortunateImplications Implications]]? [[SarcasmMode Nah]]!
--> -- @/TheHeroHartmut

Teen vampire romance.\\
He wants her but can't have her. \\
Creepiness ensues.

Wangsty vampire-boy\\
He sparkles in the sunlight\\
And stalks his girlfriend.
--> -- @/HappyDuck

[[OrdinaryHighSchoolStudent Ordinary girl]]\\
Wants sparkly vampire boyfriend\\
And that's the whole plot.

[[OurWerewolvesAreDifferent Werewolf "shapeshifters"]]\\
Imprint on others, and two\\
[[spoiler: of them are pedos]].
--> -- {{@/Windsong12}}

She drives me cravy\\
Her hot blood draws my dark side\\
Bite down, now we're one.
--> -- @/DJMarred

[=SMeyer=] can't write\\
The movies are okay though\\
Not written by her.
--> -- {{@/Arutoa}}

She's a Mary Sue,\\
Clumsiness her only "flaw"\\
No development.

Stephenie Meyer,\\
Some words: [[CriticalResearchFailure There is no west coast]]\\
Of Brazil, you fool.
--> -- [[{{Tropers/kirana44}} kirana44]]

Some hate it, some love.\\
Is it sexist, romantic?\\
It's caused lots of fights.
--> -- Tropers/LeyomiTheParodier

Four books all about\\
Two [[MarySue Sues]] who fall in (stupid) love\\
With huge [[{{Hatedom}} Fan Haters]].

Shit novel series\\
Peddles female submission\\
Watch ''[[Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer Buffy]]'' instead.

I consider both\\
Twilight fans and {{Fan Hater}}s\\
Very fun to {{troll}}.

Vampire's don't sparkle!\\
[[Creator/BramStoker Stoker's]] rolling in his grave.\\
[[SarcasmMode Yeah]], [[TemptingFate what next]]... [[Literature/WarmBodies zombies?]]
--> Yugi195