Ganon has returned\\
So Link gets the Master Sword\\
And saves Zelda, too.
->-- {{@/Tacitus}}

Same plot as before\\
So why is it still awesome?\\
I think it's [[NiceHat the hat]].
->-- {{@/Elan}}

Three gold triangles\\
The power of the Triforce\\
It will save the world.
->-- {{@/Aerodactylus}}

Evil warlock aims\\
to get her. Take a sad song\\
and make it better.

Across Hyrule Field\\
The six medallions in hand\\
His tower awaits...

[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDIGames 'Gee. Boring 'round here.\\
Wonder what Ganon's up to?']]\\
[[CanonDiscontinuity THIS NEVER HAPPENED.]]

[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaTwilightPrincess Riding]] [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaOcarinaOfTime Epona]]\\
[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaPhantomHourglass Or sailing]] [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaTheWindWaker a magic boat]]\\
[[SoCoolItsAwesome It's always epic]]

Whether boat, or horse,\\
[[UnpleasableFanbase You find news ways to complain]]\\
[[ExecutiveMeddling For our sakes]], Please stop.

Hey, what's that thing there?\\
It looks like a pineapple...\\

The Hero of Time\\
defeated countless monsters\\
attacked by [[VideoGameCrueltyPunishment cuccos]]

[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaMajorasMask Lose your instrument\\
Now you are a Deku Scrub]]\\
Oh my God, WebVideo/BenDrowned.
-->-- @/RLYoshi

[[MilestoneCelebration Twenty-five years old]]\\
So now we [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaSkywardSword take to the skies]]\\
To celebrate it.

What is that big heap\\
Of random junk in the sand?\\
[[OhCrap Shit, it's Moldarach.]]