I really wonder\\
How do you get a job there\\
My name ''is'' Kevin...
-->--{{Tropers/Pittsburghmuggle}}

Don't read the tropes yet\\
Go and watch the movie first\\
Seriously, dude
-->--{{Tropers/ZeWoot}}

You come for the gore.\\
These events are oddly fixed.\\
Is there a reason?
-->--{{Tropers/Saffronpanther}}

Oh God so much blood.\\
You would think it makes it bad.\\
It just makes out great.
-->--{{Tropers/mutents}}

Seen it all before.\\
Five friends go to a cabin.\\
The Unicorn's new.
-->--{{Tropers/Tropeminer}}

The fool is a threat.\\
Mordecai is on speaker.\\
But they hear him not.
-->--{{Tropers/Alden2}}

The horror's unleashed\\
No one listens to stoners\\
And now we are screwed.
-->--{{Tropers/Doctor_Heaven}}

They're shooting at you\\
You press the big red button\\
Oh God. Oh fuck. No.
-->--{{Tropers/SCP-1296}}
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