"''You want nostalgia?''\\
''Here's a friendly warning, fans:''\\
''This film's going to blow.''"
-->-- Suede on the arrogant, badly written, shoehorned haiku from the opening of FinalFantasyVIIAdventChildren.

"''To those who loved this review,''\\
''And found humorous stuff within,''\\
''This commentary is for you.''"
-->-- The haiku from Suede's commentary on his FinalFantasyVIIAdventChildren review, spoofing the arrogant, badly written, shoehorned haiku from the opening of FinalFantasyVIIAdventChildren.