Identical teams\\
Of funny mercenaries\\
Battle to the death

''[[foldercontrol]]

[[folder: The Scout ]]
''\\
Small and annoying\\
This Boston brat runs quickly\\
Someone shut him up

''[[/folder]]

[[folder: The Soldier ]]
''\\
Square jawed and crew-cut\\
No grip on reality\\
Bona-fide batshit

''[[/folder]]

[[folder: The Pyro ]]
''\\
Mumbling though gas mask\\
Asbestos-clad enigma\\
Sets people on fire

''[[/folder]]

[[folder: The Demoman ]]
''\\
Black Scottish Cyclops\\
Makes people explode a lot\\
Chugs scrumpy--KA-BEEEEWM

''[[/folder]]

[[folder: The Heavy ]]
''\\
Giant Russian man\\
Says your whole team is babies\\
Talks to food and guns

''[[/folder]]

[[folder: The Engineer ]]
''\\
Quiet Texas guy\\
Builds stuff to aid defenses\\
Answer? Use more gun

''[[/folder]]

[[folder: The Medic ]]
''\\
Call for the doctor\\
He may come heal you, or not\\
Hurting is more fun

''[[/folder]]

[[folder: The Sniper ]]
''\\
Lone-wolf Aussie bloke\\
Pops heads, calls others wankers\\
Weird issues with pee

''[[/folder]]

[[folder: The Spy ]]
''\\
Dastardly French spy\\
Seeks new people to backstab\\
He's not on your side

''[[/folder]]

[[folder: The Administrator ]]
''\\
Angry chain smoker\\
Yells at always-fighting clones\\
Don't cross the lady

It doesn't matter\\
As to who wins or loses\\
Eternal stalemate
-->-[[{{Tropers/Stealth}} Stealth]]

FOYIAH FOIYAH HELP!\\
YO! NEEDA DISPENSA HEA!\\
MEDIC! MEDIC! DOC!
-->[[{{Tropers/LNERfan}} LNER fan]]

I just got ubered.\\
Now is a good time to run.\\
I AM BULLETPROOF!
-->Tropers/RayneCyro

An electronic chirp.\\
Explosion of viscera.\\
The Scottish laughs fall.
-->Hyruleboy

Battle of two teams,\\
But who cares about the fight?\\
It's about the hats.
-->Tropers/TheAlbinoPrimid

Some guys with red clothes\\
Fight with some guys with blue clothes\\
And they all have hats.
-->The Mike

Your teammates are dead\\
Heavy and Medic draw near\\
Swiftly comes your fate.
-->AdamC

''[[/folder]]

[[folder: Ubercharge ]]
''\\
Mad doctor cackles.\\
Angry fat Russian fires gun.\\
Fighter's worst nightmare.
-->~Oblivion23

Baby face blaster.\\
Who needs jumping? Not this Scout.\\
Hit-and-run is fun.
-->Tropers/CleverPun

Rescue Ranger? Meh.\\
I'd rather have my shotgun.\\
My buildings are fine.
-->Tropers/CleverPun

''[[/folder]]

[[folder: Spycicle ]]
''\\
Cold weapon protects\\
Warmth is a lesser threat now\\
I still hate pyros
-->Tropers/CleverPun

''[[/folder]]

[[folder: Axtinguisher ]]
''\\
Set on fire, then smack\\
enemy for melee crit.\\
Overpowered? No.

Archimedes, no!\\
Get out of that man's rib-cage!\\
Sorry about that.\\
-Inceptiond