I try to listen\\
Sometimes it just seems too hard\\
Your tongue’s in my ear.

I'm tied to a chair\\
The satchel is in that pot\\
OH GOD FRYING PAN.

A horse with a sword\\
Gigantic wall of water\\
Yeah we're pretty screwed.

She's too beautiful\\
Her hair shines through the water\\
OH GOD IT'S GLOWING.

Silly little horse\\
You will never know the truth\\
I stole the apples.

I hope for too much\\
We'll never get together\\
But she's still my dream.

-Tangled in Haiku, by [[http://twitter.com/flynnrider Flynn Rider.]]