'''SPACEBALLS: THE HAIKU PAGE'''

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Just touch Vespa's hair\\
And she will go mad and push\\
The BerserkButton\\


Go LudicrousSpeed\\
In order to get Lone Starr\\
Too fast! Gone to plaid.\\
->-- Tropers/{{Shukmeister}}


One two three four five?\\
That's the same combination\\
That's on my luggage!\\
->--Tropers/LingoManiac88


Vespa, come to me.\\
Daddy, is it really you?\\
Yes, dear. Would I lie?\\


Lone Starr will be ours.\\
Spaceball One is closing in.\\
Fire on one, two...wait!

How many Assholes\\
Do we have? I knew it I'm\\
[[SurroundedByIdiots Surrounded By Assholes!]]

The movie's done, we'll\\
Be back in Spaceballs Two: The\\
Search For More Money!

And there's only one\\
Man who would dare give me the\\
Raspberry. Lone Starr!
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