Fatass Cartman was\\
Not on the school bus today.\\
What a big fat turd!
->-Kyle Broflovski, ''Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods''

Ass full of pork fat,\\
Jiggles like a Jello mold.\\
Mouth is flapping too.
->-Kyle, same episode

When you rub your dick,\\
You might find a discharge that\\
Winds up on the floor.
->-Kenny, same episode

I bet you don't win.\\
They don't let big fatasses\\
Perform on TV.
->-Kyle, same episode

Shut your goddamn mouth,\\
Or else I'm-- gonna, kick you,\\
square, in the balls... asshole. (Oh, '''dammit!''')
->-Eric Cartman, same episode

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About a small town\\
With four guys and expletives\\
Plus a big fat-ass.

"Shut up stupid turd!"\\
"Oh, My God. They killed Kenny"\\
The {{Catchphrase}}s rule

Kenny dies; Stan says,\\
"Oh, my God! They killed Kenny!"\\
"You bastard!" says Kyle.
->--[[Tropers.FuschlatzOReilly Fusch]]

It's always winter-\\
And that's the most normal part\\
Of this tiny town.
-->--@/SoWeAteThem

CONTAINS COARSE LANGUAGE\\
IMPERSONATIONS ARE POOR\\
NO ONE SHOULD VIEW THIS

"Kick the baby, Ike!"\\
"Don't kick the goddamn baby!"\\
[[MemeticMutation lolnope]] *punt*

Oh Stan and Wendy\\
True romance is but simply\\
[[AllergicToLove vomit in the face]]
->-- @/{{Phoenician}}

Four kids in the snow\\
[[CatchPhrase Screw you guys, I'm going home]]\\
That fucking Cartman
->-- @/{{Kurupt}}

"HMMF MMHPF HUH MFF HM\\
HMM MM M HM HM MUHF HFMM."\\
- Kenny [=McCormick=]
->-- @/{{Hisaishi}}

Dr O'Dwyer\\
Time to have your head smashed in\\
With my new hammer.
-> Scott the Dick, Terrance and Phillip in "Not Without My Anus"
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