The internet's not\\
a complex series of tubes\\
but a girl sans boobs.
->@/WolfMoonRising

Fourteen year-old girl\\
discovers the Internet.\\
[[MindScrew Other stuff happens.]]
->@/HeliumOpera

[[HolyIsNotSafe Holy is not safe]]\\
[[GoMadFromTheRevelation Kiss your sanity goodbye]]\\
[[HeroicBSOD You cannot unsee.]]
->@/AstroMacGuffin
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