[[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scpoems SCPoems]]

Its '''Item Number'''\\
Is SCP Nine Three One\\
'''Object Class''' is Safe.\\
When viewed or handled,\\
The item causes people\\
To write in haiku.\\
--[[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-931 SCP-931]]

[[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-096 SCP-96]]\\
"ParanoiaFuel" does not\\
Even cover it.\\

[[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-173 One-seven-three is]]\\
The [[Franchise/TheSlenderManMythos Slenderman]] in statue\\

"Hey, look, what's that thing?\\
[[ApocalypticLog Oh, god, it's coming at us!]]"\\
[[ExtranormalInstitute Test one completed.]]\\

[[AttackOfTheFiftyFootWhatever One bigass lizard]]\\
Chews through [[RedshirtArmy D-class personnel]]\\
[[ImplacableMan Like knives through butter.]]\\

Just for completeness,\\
no ref'rence quite done without\\
a [[[ConvenientlyInterruptedDocument DATA EXPUNGED]]]\\
--{{@/Aryn}}, edited by So We Ate Them

[[ManiacMonkeys Doctor Bright]] is no\\
longer allowed to make (more)\\
edits to this page.\\

"[[{{Understatement}} Interesting]]" things\\
Click the links if you want to\\
[[NightmareFuel Never sleep again]].\\

Standard procedure:\\
Try to use on [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-682 682]].\\
[[NoSell Didn't work, did it]]?\\

[[{{BFG}} Antitank rifles?]]\\
[[FiveRoundsRapid Foundation, you never learn.]]\\
[[ImmuneToBullets Just throw them away!]]\\

[[FunWithAcronyms S]]cientists, oft {{mad|Scientist}}\\
[[FunWithAcronyms C]]onduct experiments on\\
[[FunWithAcronyms P]]aranormal things.\\