Alarm rings at five.\\
I go smash the snooze button.\\
Five more minutes, please.\\
-{{@/Ripsaw}}

[[HeavySleeper My bed feels so good.]]\\
I don' wanna leave, [[LazyBum EVER.]]\\
[[DieChairDie Die, you damn clock, die.]]

Clock won't stop ringing!\\
Someone get me sledgehammer - \\
[WHAM!] That's much better.\\
- [[{{Tropers.Snowsky}} Snowsky]]

All I want is sleep.\\
So when my clock wakes me up,\\
it's gonna break soon.
->-@/MegaMarioMan
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