A guy, two puppets,\\
The worst films in history,\\
And barrels of snark.

Just say to yourself,\\
"It is just a show, I should\\
Really just relax."

Guy goes into space \\
Builds a couple of robots \\
Watches bad movies.

Clowns are raining down;\\
Hear the scream of the grease paint!\\
Danger! Clown puddles.
->--Tom Servo ([[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S04E06AttackOfTheGiantLeeches Attack of the Giant Leeches]])

Next Sunday, A.D.,\\
A buffoon and his robots\\
Review bad movies.

It's like a movie;\\
It is a B-Movie show.\\
Well, sort of, I guess.

Great TV show which\\
Brings new life to old movies\\
Thank you MST!

My heart loves to hear\\
"In the not too distant future\\
Next Sunday, AD"

This is just a show\\
You should really just relax.\\
"Push the button Frank."