Pleasantly surprised;\\
"Why do we love ponies so?"\\
Adult men ponder

LaurenFaust's proof that\\
Girly shows can be awesome\\
Busy now: PONIES

''My Little Pony'':\\
''Friendship is Magic'' is now\\
[[TwentyPercentMoreAwesome twenty times cooler]].

My Little Pony;\\
Awesome show, but only if\\
Friendship is Magic.

LaurenFaust's ponies:\\
Huge success with older males.\\
[[DealWithTheDevil Indicative name?]]

An old brony quote:\\
[[WesternAnimation/TheDoverBoys "Confound those little ponies,\\
They drive me to drink!"]]

Can you believe it?\\
A good show about ponies?\\
I love it so much!

Fine, be skeptical\\
If you take one little peek\\

Sheís Celestia\\
Princess of Equestria\\
[[CueTheSun Making the sun rise]]

Luna the younger\\
Rules over the moon and night\\
Also a Princess

Rainbow Dash is fast\\
Wants to be a Wonderbolt\\
Go Rainbow Dash, go!

An Apple Farmer\\
Applejack works very hard\\
For her family

Sweet shy Fluttershy\\
Loves all birds and animals\\
And cares for them too

Happy Pinkie Pie\\
Loves to throw lots of parties\\
Bringing joy to all

Studious pony\\
And Celestiaís student\\
Sheís Twilight Sparkle

Stylish Rarity\\
Makes dresses for a living\\
Donít call her a mule

Spike the young dragon\\
Has a crush on Rarity\\
Likes to eat gemstones

Wall-eyed [[EnsembleDarkhorse fan-favourite]]\\
Derpy Hooves delivers post\\
And sure loves muffins

Lyra and Bon Bon\\
Aren't they so cute together?\\
Fandom's OTP

Traveller of space,\\
Havenít we seen him before?\\
Yes! Itís [[Series/DoctorWho Doctor Whooves]]

Is that [[Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration Q]] voicing\\
Discord? How did they get him\\
to do such a thing?\\

His name is Discord\\
Spirit of disharmony\\
Best BigBad ever

Why do I like this?\\
''Why the hell do I like this?''\\
'''WHY DO I LIKE THIS??'''\\

Just an FYI -\\
I like kickass Rainbow Dash\\
He likes Fluttershy.\\

Ponies on the Screens\\
You know where I'm at\\
Friendship in ray beams\\
20% cooler in 10 seconds flat\\
--[=NoChorus=][[note]]really by a friend of mine, but he gave me permission[[/note]]

Ponies swarm 4chan\\
The unthinkable happened\\
[[OhNoNotAgain Oh No...]] [[SugarWiki/RobotUnicornAttack Not Again!]]\\

Ponies are awesome\\
It would have been surprising\\
Creator/AdultSwim [[SugarWiki/RobotUnicornAttack spoiled it]]\\

[[PeripheryDemographic Grown male pony fans]];\\
{{shipping}} cartoon horses is\\
[[RealMenWearPink the new machismo]]\\

Ponies WERE for kids;\\
Enter the great LaurenFaust;\\
Welcome to the Herd\\

Reluctant to watch.\\
Fine, just one quick peek...LATER\\

Fabulous moustache\\
Somepony chopped it clean off\\
I cried, "what a world"\\

Pipsqueak the pirate\\
Here for his first Nightmare Night\\
Doesn't get candy\\

Lebowski shout-out\\
In MLP episode?\\
Fangasms were had.

Tank is a tortoise\\
And though annoying at first\\
He's now Rainbow's pet

When I watch this show\\
I always think that guys are\\
Watching this show too

Now I'm a brony\\
I have no regrets right now\\
I can has brohoof?\\

My Little Pony\\
Now twenty-percent cooler\\
Thank you, Lauren Faust

Now, Hearth's Warming eve\\
Has come into our grand hearts\\
Friendship can now bloom\\

"Careful, Derpy" and\\
"I just don't know what went wrong!"\\
All bronies rejoice.\\

My Little Pony\\
Isn't that for little girls?\\
But it makes me smile\\

Every episode\\
At least one thing makes me say\\
Damn, I love this show!\\

My friends all scoff, "Dude,"\\
"You watch My Little Pony?"\\
I reply, "Eeeyup."\\

[[GodSaveUsFromTheQueen The Queen]] [[BigBad Chrysalis:]]\\
[[EmotionEater Feeds off your love]] [[{{Doppelganger}} and shapeshifts]]\\
[[DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu And beats Celestia!]]\\

Cherry Jubilee\\
AJ works at a brothel?\\
Nah, it's a kid's show.\\

[[EvilOverlord Slavemaster]] [[EvilSorceror Sombra]]\\
[[TheDreaded Terrorized Crystal Ponies]]\\
Heart as black as night\\

[[ExecutiveMeddling No more Derpy Hooves]]\\
Twilight now an alicorn?\\
Some say: "[[RuinedFOREVER It's over!]]"\\
-The Great Unknown

Derpy has returned\\
Season four comes in due time\\
Fandom remains strong\\

Pleasant fashion show\\
Giant laser strikes a god\\
Friendship is magic\\

Woah, what the hay! I\\
Didn't think this would be good!\\
...Did I just say 'hay?'\\
-_- -Syrika

Rock, you are a rock\\
Gray, like a rock, which you are\\
Maud really loves rocks.\\

Tirek steals magic\\
Twilight uses Kamehameha?!?\\
Surprisingly not anime.\\