Wait in dark, dirty alley.\\
See easy mark. Smile, will take wallet.\\
No! He kick my ass!\\
--Marcus

I will mug this guy.\\
Looks short, scruffy, pathetic.\\
OhCrap! ComicBook/{{Wolverine}}!\\
-->Tropers/CompletelyNormalGuy

Thief tried to mug me.\\
Guess he didn't I'm awesome.\\
What an idiot.
--> Yugi195

Avast, me hearties!\\
That's not a merchant vessel,\\
But a navy ship!
--> Tropers/ZarbiNerada