[[SugarWiki.FunnyMoments Laughing]] [[MoodWhiplash as you]] [[ManlyTears cry]]\\
[[CrazyAwesome Strange,]] [[RuleOfFunny Funny,]] [[TearJerker and Heartrending]]\\
[[NoExportForYou No export for you!]]

[[TearJerker Incredibly sad.]]\\
[[SoCoolItsAwesome One of the best games ever.]]\\
[[Videogame/EarthBound Your smiles]] [[MoodWhiplash and]] [[Videogame/EarthBound your tears.]]\\
([[RunningGag An extra syllable.]])

[[NintendoHard Let's yank some needles.]]\\
[[GuideDangIt You may not get all of them.]]\\
[[ButThouMust You don't have a choice.]]

[[TheDragon "I assist only]]\\
[[TheDragon those who are strong and able!"]]\\
[[LaserGuidedKarma He became neither.]]