->Dun dun da dun dun...\\
DUN DUN DA! ''Snake! What happened?''\\
''Snaaaaake!'' Gunshot echoes.
-->--{{@/UnclGhost}}

->What? I don't follow...\\
Why are these cutscenes so long?\\
Don't care! Let me play!
-->--{{@/zblayde}}

->Action? Gameplay? Bah!\\
I know what this series needs\\
More nanomachines!
-->--{{@/GuyGuyson}}

->I'd give my li-ife\\
Not for honor, but for youuu\\
[-"Snake Eater!" (Band riff)-]
-->--@/TinyTedDanson

->Find the MacGuffin,\\
Fight the {{narm}}y terrorists\\
...then the Metal Gear.
-->--Plot Formula, @/TinyTedDanson

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