She's a sweet young thing\\
He's [[ReallySevenHundredYearsOld really seven hundred]]\\
They're in love. ([[{{Squick}} And how!]])\\
-- {{@/alliterator}} (with apologies to @/FreezairForALimitedTime)

A tale of doomed love;\\
One dies long before their mate.\\
Time's a cruel master.
-->-@/TheHeroHartmut

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