I lie all the time,\\
I do it ForTheEvulz!\\
It is so much fun.
-Amazingly Enough
I lie to people\\
To gain benefit. Why so?\\
I'm so good at it.
I manipulate\\
Others to get what I want\\
I'm such a JerkAss
I can make you do\\
Anything I please, and you\\
Will read this haiku.\\
~[[Tropers/{{Dragonfire8181}} Dragonfire8181]]
I compel you to\\
Do things the way I wanted\\
You chose to do it\\
-Tropers/CrazyDawg
Emotions are the\\
Smartest man's most useful tool\\
Would you not agree?
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