I lie all the time,\\
I do it ForTheEvulz!\\
It is so much fun.

-Amazingly Enough

I lie to people\\
To gain benefit. Why so?\\
I'm so good at it.

I manipulate\\
Others to get what I want\\
I'm such a JerkAss

I can make you do\\
Anything I please, and you\\
Will read this haiku.\\
~[[Tropers/{{Dragonfire8181}} Dragonfire8181]]

I compel you to\\
Do things the way I wanted\\
You chose to do it\\

Emotions are the\\
Smartest man's most useful tool\\
Would you not agree?