Rule: The short the text,\\
better for all, remember.\\
All pretty simple.

And now [[SarcasmMode in English]]:\\
The shorter the article,\\
The better it is.
-->--@/HydroGlobus

Omit Needless Words.\\
[[spoiler:''[Rest of Haiku form blank for\\
Obvious reasons]'']]
-->-- @/JohnnyE (edited by {{@/SAMAS}})

A useful device.\\
For pages where you would say\\
"Too long, did not read."
-->-- @/{{Mswordx23}}

Reading hurts your brain?\\
Read the laconic wiki\\
Your brain will thank you.
-->-- Rich Reeders

Read the short version\\
Then, [[JustForFun/TVTropesWillRuinYourLife for the links]], visit the\\
Unabridged version.
-->-- themike

Our shortened page text.\\
You want more information?\\
Unabridged version.

Short as possible\\
[[{{Beat}} . . . . . . .\\
. . . . .]]
-->-- {{@/Rickied}}

Haiku. [[spoiler:Ha! I win!\\
I wrote the shortest Haiku!\\
Or ''did'' I? Oh no...]]
-->-- @/{{Tuckerscreator}}

Describe it quickly.\\
Only few words will suffice.\\
Laconic Wiki.
-->-- @/MisterApple

Name's from Ancient Greece\\
Island of Laconia,\\
Folk of conicse speech
-->-- @/{{Lapsem}}
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