Little pink puff-ball\\
Sucks, but not in a bad way\\
Go get 'em, Kirby!

A cute pink beanbag\\
Fights to save a SugarBowl \\
From cosmic horrors.

What harm could you do?\\
Whoa, you just sucked up tons of\\
Baddies. How awesome!

He's a [[IncrediblyLamePun suckup]]\\
Wait, is he a UFO?!\\
That's freaking awesome!

Dream Land in trouble?!\\
Here comes Kirby! Never fear,\\

Good-bye, Waddle Doo\\
Press down on the D-Pad now\\
Beam it, Waddle Dee!

[[MacGuffinDeliveryService Magolor wants parts]]\\
Uh-oh, now he's big and scary\\
You'd better ask Landia

Pink warrior hungers\\
For the crimson tomato.\\

Little pink hero\\
Is actually friendless\\
Still tries to help them\\
(you know it's true)

Battle with the Knight\\
One slash breaks his mask in two\\
Wait, he's Blue Kirby?