Little pink puff-ball\\
Sucks, but not in a bad way\\
Go get 'em, Kirby!
->--@/WillyFourEyes

A cute pink beanbag\\
Fights to save a SugarBowl \\
From cosmic horrors.
->--@/TriggerLoaded

What harm could you do?\\
Whoa, you just sucked up tons of\\
Baddies. How awesome!
->--{{@/Iceguppie}}


He's a [[IncrediblyLamePun suckup]]\\
Wait, is he a UFO?!\\
That's freaking awesome!
->--{{@/TestYourMight}}

Dream Land in trouble?!\\
Here comes Kirby! Never fear,\\
RealMenWearPink!
->--{{@/RLYoshi}}

Good-bye, Waddle Doo\\
Press down on the D-Pad now\\
Beam it, Waddle Dee!

[[MacGuffinDeliveryService Magolor wants parts]]\\
Uh-oh, now he's big and scary\\
You'd better ask Landia
->--{{@/Pseudodino}}

Pink warrior hungers\\
For the crimson tomato.\\
OM NOM NOM NOM NOM.

Little pink hero\\
Is actually friendless\\
Still tries to help them\\
(you know it's true)

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