He's [[TallDarkAndSnarky snarky and tall]]\\
Untangles [[{{Squick}} squicky]] illness\\
People are baffled.

He's old and damaged\\
A medical detective\\
Addicted to drugs.

A snarky old doc\\
With [[{{Permastubble}} stubble]] and no lab coat\\
Its never lupus.

He thinks he's so smart\\
And so, he's a total ass\\
[[SignificantAnagram Huge ego, sorry]].

Docs House and Cuddy\\
[[FalseSoulmate You're made for each other, but]]\\
[[BittersweetEnding Will not be happy.]]
->--@/{{Phoenician}}

Both House and Wilson\\
Fail to see what is right there\\
In front of their eyes
->--{{allthebloodybrits}}

Doctor Literature/SherlockHolmes\\
except he's American\\
Played by [[Creator/HughLaurie Hugh]] [[FakeAmerican Laurie]].
-->Yugi195

Used to miss Stacey\\
Then took Cuddy for a spin\\
Wilson has cancer\\

Had Vicodin stash\\
Started hallucinating\\
Now takes Vicodin\\

Remy Hadley's sick\\
It's Huntington's chorea\\
Copes with hot gay sex\\

Chase is a hot mess\\
Nymphomaniac suck up\\
Becomes the new house\\

Someone save Brenda\\
House Is a dick to nurses\\
She deserves better\\
->--{{Alden2}}

It is not lupus.\\
In case you may not have heard\\
''It is not lupus''.\\

Never right first time\\
Just because he made mistakes\\
Parents don't trust him\\
But they're idiots\\
Can it really be his fault\\
That the symptoms changed?\\
-->---@SenseiLeRoof