'''> Compose Japanese poetry.'''

You proceed to write\\
simple yet elegant words\\
regarding this work.

Due to the constant updating nature of ''Homestuck'', all spoilers are left unmarked.
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"Look, a webcomic!\\
[[WhatDoesThisButtonDo What does this [S] thingy mean-]]"\\
[[YourHeadASplode Your mind]] [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome has been blown.]]\\
-{{Tropers/SMARTALIENQT}}

Four kids play a game.\\
Moments later, they find out\\
[[TheGamePlaysYou the game's playing]] ''[[TheGamePlaysYou them.]]''\\
-[[{{Tropers/JosephStaleknight}} Joseph Staleknight]]

Twelve alien kids,\\
playing a game of high stakes;\\
Welcome to [[LowerDeckEpisode Hivebent]].\\
-[[{{Tropers/JosephStaleknight}} Joseph Staleknight]]

Four children, one game.\\
That sounds simple enough, [[TemptingFate right?]]\\
[[MindScrew Not simple for long.]]\\
-[[{{Tropers/KingZila}} King Zila]]

VideoGame/TheSims [[XMeetsY meets]] Videogame/{{Earthbound}}\\
That's how [[WordOfGod Andrew]] explained it.\\
Better than it sounds.\\
-[[{{Tropers/ReplisMonathin}} Replis Monathin]]

One Troll has gone sane,\\
Trying to kill all the rest.\\
Run from the [=HONKing=].\\
-[[{{Tropers/JKRoo}} JK Roo]]

Go on, get some sleep\\
Let us be tangle buddies!\\
Never sleep again.\\
- Palhinuk

Disc One had five acts.\\
Disc Two will have two acts more!\\
...If we can find it.\\
-[[{{Tropers/JosephStaleknight}} Joseph Staleknight]]

Hey bro, new update!\\
Terezi found Disc Two! Yay!\\
...It's been scratched, sadly...\\
-@/{{Wikkit}}

First it was just John\\
Then the zodiac appeared\\
Try to save your life\\
-@/CalamityJane

Once dead, now alive\\
Born from green miles destruction\\
Arisen Anew

Four friends and a game\\
It will be so much fun guys\\
Then we start dying

By Potato4

Twelve trolls and twelve signs\\
It seems so obvious now\\
Trolls: our zodiac

By Rosemarie

This is really dumb\\
Andrew why you gotta mock\\
us so much. it hurts.\\
-Katana

With future haiku\\
Please don't use any spoiler tags\\
it's a new standard\\
-Katana

Regarding Homestuck\\
You can be sure of one thing:\\
All puns are plot points\\
-Qualtagh

An omniscient Doc\\
Who mocks us with his white text\\
gets creamed by Hussie\\


Like really no joke\\
Beats up the narrator\\
Stop trolling us man\\

\\
-Potato 4

End of the Act's here.\\
Time to sit back, relax, and--\\
''DID [[{{Newgrounds}} THE SITE]] JUST CRASH?!''\\
-@/JosephStaleknight

Okay, much better.\\
Mirror's stable, now to watch--\\
[[WhamEpisode Oh]] [[{{HSQ}} holy]] [[OhCrap shit]] [[FlatWhat what]].\\
-@/JosephStaleknight

All that ever was\\
And all that ever will be\\
[[ThatsNoMoon Drifts into the Sun.]]

Brand new universe.\\
Guardians switch out with kids-\\
Guess what [[WhamEpisode happens]] [[BreakTheCutie next.]]\\

-Nanakiro

Puns, plot points, madness.\\
[[FlatWhat What]] [[KudzuPlot the hell is going on.]]\\
Quirky kids and trolls.\\
\\
Go forth, unnamed child,\\
and fulfill your destiny.\\
[[JigsawPuzzlePlot Everyone's confused.]]\\
\\
Will the journey end\\
in victory or defeat?\\
Only Andrew knows.\\
\\
(Except, not really;\\
he just pulls it out his ass.\\
Goddammit, Andrew.)\\
-Ambey
- Ambey

What is this nonsense\\
Praises surely oversung\\
... [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome HOLY FUCKING SHIT]]\\
- Andreus

Four-thirteen, six-twelve,\\
Ten-twenty-five, and six ones;\\
[[ArcNumber Numbers]] everywhere!\\
- @/JosephStaleknight

E%quisite MindScrew,\\
TimeTravel, [[KudzuPlot weird plot]], and [[ArsonMurderAndJayWalking buckets]].\\
So glubbing awesome.
- Lokie

"It was me and Jake,\\
And we wrestled tenderly"\\
Cool story, Brobot.\\
- salixbabe

We are all obsessed.\\
First we crashed Andrew's website.\\
Then down came Newgrounds.\\
- PyroForge

John, Rose, Dave, and Jade.\\
Played a game called Sburb Beta.\\
Adventure begins.\\
- leppaberry

Though it may seem odd, \\
This comic is addicting. \\
Even though it's long. \\
- @/{{Landorkus}}

Entangled in words. \\
Pictures show epic events. \\
I'm still so confused. \\
- @/{{Silens Vox}}

If you want to know \\
What Homestuck is, read Homestuck. \\
The feeling will pass. \\
- Anonymous

On the Heir's birthday, \\
Mythical heroes ascend. \\
[[WebcomicTime Longest day ever.]] \\
- @/{{Goldenpelt}}

First there's four quadrants, \\
Now there's nine more shipping ways? \\
How far will he go?\\
- @/{{StongRadd}}

Nak nak nak nak nak \\
Nak nakka nakka nak nak \\
Nakka nak nak nak. \\
- [[TheUnintelligible LOHAC Gator]]

What's this webcomic? \\
Three years of material? \\
[[ArchivePanic God fucking dammit.]] \\
- @/{{ch405_5p34r}}

Massive cliffhanger!\\
Indefinite hiatus?\\
Goddammit Hussie!\\
- Palhinuk

Everyone is dead\\
Ascend to God-Tier status\\
Confusing as hell\\
- ironicallyHomestuck
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