->''So cool an email,\\
I thought you would enjoy it. \\
Ding dong dear Strong Bad.''
-->-- '''Strong Bad''', [[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail57.html "japanese cartoon"]]

->''A butt for a face,\\
Little brother. Dork. Dork. Dork.\\
Stay out of my room.''\\
-- '''Strong Bad''' on '''Strong Sad''', [[http://homestarrunner.com/ween04.html "Halloween Fairstival"]]

->''Computer Over. \\
Virus=Very Yes. \\
That's not a good prize!" \\
-- '''Strong Bad''', [[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail118.html "virus"]]

->Homestar says "Hello! \\
Welcome to Homestar Runner \\
Dot net." "It's dot COM!"
->--[[{{Tropers/Paviel}} Paviel]]

->Pom-Pom and Strong Bad \\
Are totally making out \\
With Marzipanů crap.
->--Tropers/JohnnyLurg