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[[caption-width-right:350:A {{Yamato Nadeshiko}} sleeping after reading a collection of ''haiku'' on this page. [[note]]''Courtesan Sleeping'' by Hokusai[[/note]]]]

Trapped [[DarthWiki/TVTropesWillRuinYourLife eternally]]\\
Never-ending WikiWalk\\
No escaping {{Tropes}}.
--> -- @/SpectrumFizz

Hey, this site looks cool\\
Think I'll click a link or two\\
...Where did my life go?
--> -- {{@/Elan}}

Tried to index [[Film/HowToLoseAGuyIn10Days page]]\\
Link is on HaikuWiki\\
But still won't show up.\\
...\\
Nevermind, my friends\\
I was just too impatient\\
It is now indexed.
--> -- {{@/Shukmeister}}

Wiki catalogues \\
Storytelling devices. \\
Warning: [[DarthWiki/TVTropesWillRuinYourLife Addictive]].
--> -- {{@/Muramasan13}}

Notability:\\
It's for {{Website/Wikipedia}}s;\\
Website/TVTropes has fun.
--> -- {{@/Reecer6}}

Time to start homework \\
Take a break on Website/TvTropes \\
Work never gets done
--> -- {{@/Skysong8}}

[[DarthWiki/TVTropesWillRuinYourLife Your life is ruined]]\\
[[SugarWiki/TVTropesWillEnhanceYourLife Yet enhanced at the same time]];\\
Will you join our ranks?
--> -- @/MewCookie

Browsing [[MainPage TV Tropes]]\\
[[WikiWalk Wiki Walk]] engulfs my life\\
Wait...[[DarthWiki/TVTropesWillRuinYourLife what time is it?]]
--> -- Tropers/MarioMaster2008

If I should die soon\\
Put a laptop in my grave\\
...Zombies need tropes too.
--> -- {{@/DalekThay}}

Now that you've come here\\
Say goodbye to your spare time\\
There is no escape
--> -- Tropers/DreamingDiva

A smorgasbord of options\\
Listing every detail from fiction\\
Still, it's fun to stare at summaries
--> -- @/SabrinaDiamond

^\\
That's not a haiku;\\
Far too many syllables.\\
'Five-Seven-Five' scheme.
--> -- @/TheHeroHartmut

^\\
The haiku above\\
Tells the story of my life\\
I'm okay with this
--> -- @/MewCookie

Do not insult me.\\
Five syllables, then seven,\\
Then five more? Easy.
--> -- @/StongRadd

[[Literature/TheDivineComedy Abandon all hope]]\\
[[DarthWiki/TvTropesWillRuinYourLife And productivity too]]\\
[[WikiWalk Ye who enter here.]]
--> -- @/WanderlustWarrior

Damn Wayback Machine! \\
[[OldShame Not even April '04]]\\
Will ever be shunned
-->-- @/{{Coachpill}}

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