Awful game reviews\\
by George Wood that were almost\\
forever obscure.
-->--@/SizzlyBacon

Great game idea:\\
Give Lara Croft breast cancer.\\
What? No one sees it?
-->--@/GonzoLink

''VideoGame/DonkeyKongCountry'':\\
If you do not buy this game,\\
then you are '''stupid'''.
-->--@/ShadowHog