I thought it was hot\\
But it's really horrible\\
Why do you do this?

I stare at the screen\\
I did not want to see that\\
Pass the BrainBleach please

For those of you who\\
Were expecting T-and-A,\\
I'm afraid you're screwed.

They showed us boobies\\
As promised, but why did they\\
Have to scar us too?
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