So much exploring,\\
Found a toaster in a bathtub,\\
. . . [[TearJerker and a skeleton.]]
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Paradise Falls found.\\
I have Lincoln's gun and hat.\\
Let the cleansing start.\\

-->-[[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Tropers/Arsonwelles Arsonwelles]]

Found a katana\\
Gave it to the samurai\\
[[BilingualBonus "Don't get in my way."]]\\

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left to find my dad,\\
[[JustOneMoreLevel but there's questing to be had.]]\\
been weeks; no dad; sad.\\

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