Superheroes work\\
[[PunchClockHero Nine to five]], then commute home;\\
''Webcomic/EverydayHeroes".

[[{{Tropers/Eddurd}} Ed Gedeon]] writes,\\
Erik Boismier does the art,\\
They collaborate!

Mr. Mighty lives\\
In UsefulNotes/{{Indianapolis}};\\
Minor-league hero.

Jane is Mighty's wife;\\
[[DatingCatwoman Former villainess]], she's now\\
Plain suburban mom.

Summer has to wear\\
Special mask to [[PowerIncontinence block eye-beams]].\\
Having powers [[BlessedWithSuck sucks]].

Steve's a [[TheEveryman normal kid]];\\
Likes pizza and Xbox games,\\
Starting to like girls.

Summer's friend Carrie\\
Has [enormous head of hair]];\\
[[AddedAlliterativeAppeal She's so sweet, it's sick]].

When the girls hang out,\\
Rude boys pester them; here comes\\
HyperspaceMallet.

Mr. Mighty's foe,\\
Evil [[HarmlessVillain Doctor Unpleasant]],\\
Lives [[PunchClockVillain three blocks away]].

What will happen next?\\
Heroes, villains, aliens ...\\
[[http://eheroes.thecomicseries.com Read it and find out!]]

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