--> Tiny shuttlecraft,
--> Pirates attack and plunder,
--> heavy rockets hurt

--> Floating chunks of rock,
--> space bomb drops to soon - kaboom,
--> time for escape pod,

--> Confeds chasing Me,
--> their missiles like stinging flies,
--> flee to {{hyperspace}}

--> Turrets spit blue flame,
--> I laugh as a patrol ship,
--> turns to dust

--> Testers want new stuff,
--> archive is already huge,
--> whats another meg?

--> Hector bites again,
--> my fingers raw and bleeding,
--> parrot droppings smell

--> three in the morning,
--> obstinate bug still wont die,
--> pass the coffee, please

--> EV's almost done,
--> hopefully chicks will dig it,
--> I need more sleep

--- Easter egg text in EV: Classic and Override

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