Three dudes scam some kids\\
all just in the pursuit of\\
jawbreaker money.
--> {{@/SizzlyBacon}}
It always fails, though.\\
But Eddy, the wisecracker,\\
never he gives up.
--> {{@/SizzlyBacon}}
Ed is a [[CloudCuckooLander weirdo]],\\
though he loves chickens, he is\\
not exactly bright.
--> {{@/SizzlyBacon}}
Edd, er, Double D,\\
the geek, invents awesome stuff\\
and wears a cool hat.
--> {{@/SizzlyBacon}}
Lee, Marie, and May\\
Kanker Sisters chase the Eds\\
BlackComedyRape.
--> anonymous
Johnny 2X4\\
Has a wood plank for a friend\\
With a doodle face.
Three Guys scams some Kids\\
Doesn't work out too well\\
[[SarcasmMode Oh, I wonder why?]]
--> 123MannCoBox
From the Old Country,\\
It's Rolf, son of a shepherd.\\
Ed likes his chickens.
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