Three dudes scam some kids\\
all just in the pursuit of\\
jawbreaker money.
--> {{@/SizzlyBacon}}

It always fails, though.\\
But Eddy, the wisecracker,\\
never he gives up.
--> {{@/SizzlyBacon}}

Ed is a [[CloudCuckooLander weirdo]],\\
though he loves chickens, he is\\
not exactly bright.
--> {{@/SizzlyBacon}}

Edd, er, Double D,\\
the geek, invents awesome stuff\\
and wears a [[NiceHat cool hat]].
--> {{@/SizzlyBacon}}

Lee, Marie, and May\\
Kanker Sisters chase the Eds\\
BlackComedyRape.
--> {{anonymous}}
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