Jake and Jennifer,\\
[[StealthPun Twin Eagles]] who [[PoliceAreUseless aid police]]\\
By solving cases.
Mark Moriarty,\\
By and large [[JerkAss a major douche]]\\
Who seeks to get [[{{Greed}} rich.]]
Nigel Eagle, mate!\\
He loves [[TrademarkFavoriteFood fish and chips]] a lot.\\
Don't get between them.
The Cheswick couple.\\
They love cats of all sizes\\
And abhor fox hunts.
Basil, Miranda;\\
The aunt and uncle who love\\
And trust each other.
Oh, Macavity,\\
You catty, crafty trickster\\
Who loves animals!
----