[[Literature/RomanceOfTheThreeKingdoms Ancient Chinese lords]]\\
[[HackAndSlash fight by hacking and slashing]].\\
[[MemeticBadass Lu Bu is Badass]].
->--@/EndarkCuli

Unreal depiction\\
Of half-real Chinese epic\\
But damn is it fun
-->-[[{{Tropers/Stealth}} Stealth]]

The Men from Shu,\\
Joined up with the Kingdom of Wu.\\
They'd pretend not to stay,\\
To overthrow Wei,\\
And Cao Cao was left feeling Blue.
-->-[[{{Tropers/Truro}} Truro]]

Three Kingdoms at war\\
Who will be victorious?\\
[[GoddamnedBats Those goddamned archers.]]
-->~Tropers/DeathToSquishies

[[KillItWithFire At Chibi, Wei burned]]\\
If only Guo Jia was here!\\
[[AlternateHistory Now it's up to you.]]
-->~Tropers/BlackDragon