It's a swell new house.\\
But did you see those baggies?\\
Must be a '''''DOOOOOOOOOOOM HOUSE!'''''

What's that statuette?\\
An odd-looking figurine.\\
It won't go away.

That's a CreepyDoll,\\
Part of the doom house mystique.\\
He's got it in spades!

Philosopher said,\\
''Be careful what you dream for;''\\
''You just might get it.''
-> --@/SeanMurrayI

If you are garbage\\
Then he'll treat you like garbage\\
'''''In a disposal.'''''
-> --@/PhysicalStamina

His name is too long\\
It will not fit in haiku\\
He speaks it in full
-> --@/{{Bisected8}}

A new home owner.\\
He's Reginald P. Linux,\\
And his wife is dead.

You hear what he said?\\
''"Moving in sure is... hard... work."''\\
Who's he talking to?
-> --@/AaronAAardvark

This is evidence;\\
Evidence of a doom house!\\
A doom house? Yeah, doom.
-> --@/FourthDerivative

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