Used to game's control?\\
Well, the next one that you play\\
has different controls.
I thought X was jump!\\
So why'd I chuck a grenade?\\
This game jumps with B\\
All normal games jump with A\\
[[WhatWereYouThinking What were they thinking]]?
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