There's free samples here.\\
They're so bad, it's horrible.\\
I want a refund!
-->--Tropers/SeanMurrayI

Look at these cupcakes\\
They taste horrible; don't buy\\
But still whine, of course!\\
--Tropers/BlueGuy

I didn't pay for this.\\
I downloaded it for free.\\
So what? It still sucks.
-->-- Tropers/MathsAngelicVersion

Whatever this is,\\
I hate it, it's terrible.\\
So what if it's free?
-->-- Tropers/MegaMarioMan

I gave no money.\\
Yet I hate this product still.\\
Don't care that it's free.
-->-- Tropers/MisterApple

If you say that it's\\
Free to own, I'll suspect that\\
It's a big bum deal!
-->-- Tropers/{{Maddoxsort}}
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