There once was a troper, it's said\\
Who wasn't quite right in the head\\
Told to write a haiku\\
He knew not what to do\\
And wrote down a limerick instead
-->--[[{{Tropers/Blork}} Blork]]

Omega 3 oils\\
This format is Japanese\\
Do not eat the fish.
-->-- Tropers/SheepInWolfClothing (Referencing the recent radiation scares, originally posted on Brain Food)

One two three four five.\\
One two three four five six [[GratuitousFrench sept]].\\
One two three four five.
-->--Tropers/WanderlustWarrior

How do I write haiku?\\
I believe it's supposed to be\\
Six, eight, and six. Correct?
-->-- Tropers/{{Daikun}}

I shall feed him and love him and call him George
-->-- Tropers/{{Shukmeister}}

Why don't the bad guys just ''shoot'' James Bond?
-->-- Tropers/{{Cameoflage}}

While I was browsing TV Tropes one night\\
I came upon a frightful scary sight.\\
A page not made for meter sweet as love--\\
Iambic, it is called, pentameter,\\
Far greater than Haiku, I say, for lo!\\
Haiku is far too short for epic tales.\\
Long-suffering Odysseus once sailed\\
Across the wine-dark sea back to his home.\\
This meter I am writing in right now\\
Could tell a tale like that no problem, but\\
Haiku just fails at being {{poetry}}.\\
->--Anonymous

I can't believe you!\\
I defy you to show me\\
Any "wine-dark sea"!
->--@/SenseiLeRoof

I couldn't think of\\
Anything cool to say here,\\
But I like Swiss cheese.\\
-- Tropers/{{Snowsky}}

Hello.
->--@/CalamityJane

They just don't get it.\\
Wait... this isn't [[Laconic/ComicallyMissingThePoint laconic?]]\\
I hate poetry!
->--@/{{Cheeseypoofs}}

My house is on fire...\\
The worst part about this is\\
It's a little hot.
->--@/RLYoshi

"What sort of poem\\
Did you want me to write here?"\\
"Haiku." "Gesundheit."
--> Yugi195

Funnily shooting.\\
At respective location.\\
Hitting off target.
->--@/{{Performansas}}
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