Assassinated \\
What a satisfying word \\
With five syllables!
-->--[=Zer0=]

Let [=Zer0=] do this\\
He is well skilled in haiku\\
And lots of killing.

EXPLODING! KABOOM!\\
BACON! COOKIES! EXPLOSIONS!\\
BUY TORGUE! EXPLOSIONS!

A diamond pony\\
Piss-For-Brains? No. Immature.\\
Butt Stallion? Yes.

Look at all these guns,\\
Shotguns, chainguns, 'nades galore.\\
Kill some stuff with me.

I got a green one,\\
Oh wait, there is a blue one,\\
Holy crap, purple!

LIGHT THE FUSE! MEAT! \\
STRIP THE FLESH! SALT THE WOUND! MEAT!\\
REDEEM THE SOUL! MEAT!

The Corporate Bane\\
This weapon is cursed? I think-\\
YEAH! SWAPPIN' WEAPONS!

Get a slag Rubi\\
And a Torgue Unkempt Harold\\
[[ComplacentGamingSyndrome Or you're playing wrong.]]

SHOOT ME IN THE FACE!!\\
FACE FACE FACE FACE FACE FACE FACE\\
DO IT! *BANG* THANK YOU!
-->--Face [=McShooty=]

Wander through Pandora\\
Slaughter everything that moves\\
Take revenge on Jack!

Fire, Slag, Shock, Corrosion,\\
Four ways to deliver pain.\\
Make your choice wisely!