->A serious scene.
->Suddenly, dancing hippos!
->Let's just forget that.

-> Intense storyline
-> Lots of fist-clenching drama
-> ...OOH! SINGING MONKEYS!

-> What am I watching?
-> The army was just routed.
-> Now they are singing.

-> Story's really nice.
-> I know what to expect now.
-> WHAT? Pickle swordfight?

-> Ryu and Ken fistfight,
-> Perform a Broadway number
-> And resume the match.

-> I'm sure there was Plot.
-> But here Jim dances with squids.
-> I don't even know . . .

-> Such a tragic tale;
-> Depth, emotion, and wit...
-> Next scene...dancing eels.

-> A flower opens
-> Random pirate dance party!
-> In the warm spring breeze

-> Dramatic scene ends.
-> Emotional fade to black.
-> Suddenly, mechs fight.
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