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[[folder:Nyperold's Vast Collection of 'Azumanga Daioh!' Haikus]]
Teacher's chain comes off\\
When a student stops to help\\
Takes the bike and rides
-->@/{{Nyperold}}

Just in time for class\\
Three sizes are a secret\\
But it's the wrong room
-->{{@/Nyperold}}

New transfer student\\
Good thing in a small package\\
She's just ten years old?!?
-->@/{{Nyperold}}

Cooking is so fun\\
Yay, it's ready! Or is it\\
Not cooking at all?
-->@/{{Nyperold}}

Master and student\\
Chihiro's helping Chiyo?\\
Other way around
-->@/{{Nyperold}}

Making her own lunch\\
And string figures, good at them\\
Not tongue twisters, though
-->@/{{Nyperold}}

Forgotten homework\\
Chiyo cowers at the front\\
Tap power reduced
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Cooking is so fun\\
Yay, it's ready! Cookies, cake!\\
Don't tell them to wait!
-->@/{{Nyperold}}

Sakaki's scary\\
Vet, florist, stuffed toy vendor?\\
Maybe really nice...
-->@/{{Nyperold}}

Sakaki is cool\\
So say all the other girls\\
...What was that cute thing?
-->@/{{Nyperold}}

"Are you in a club?\\
I'm in astronomy club.\\
Would you be..." *runs off*
-->@/{{Nyperold}}

What a nice spring day!\\
Look, a doggie being walked!\\
Stretch, and then go run
-->@/{{Nyperold}}

Oh, hey, it's a cat\\
Should I try to pet it? Yeah.\\
What could it hurt-- *CHOMP*
-->@/{{Nyperold}}

"Why's your hand wrapped up?"\\
"Maybe he was in a mood."\\
"Did she have a fight?"
-->@/{{Nyperold}}

The same cat again\\
Good mood? A second attempt\\
Ends up the same way
-->@/{{Nyperold}}

Tomo Takino\\
Hyper is her middle name\\
Or just "Wildcat"
-->@/{{Nyperold}}

Yukari? I'm late!\\
Standing out in the hallway\\
Not that teacher cares
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Lasting five minutes,\\
Then ten, fifteen, and twenty,\\
At which point she falls
-->@/{{Nyperold}}

Challenging Chiyo\\
Neither know the answer. Yay!\\
Now she says they're tied
-->@/{{Nyperold}}

Going out for bread\\
A speedy return! Too bad\\
No one was timing
-->@/{{Nyperold}}

Racing Sakaki\\
Starting with an advantage\\
Moving mountains back
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Tomo's in the lead?\\
Not for long; she falls behind\\
She's the runner-up!
-->@/{{Nyperold}}

Another transfer\\
But she comes from Osaka\\
A new tsukkomi?
-->@/{{Nyperold}}

Introductions made\\
Teacher expects Kansai-ben?\\
Reluctantly done
-->@/{{Nyperold}}

Osaka busts myths\\
Takoyaki expected\\
"Nandeyanen?" "YAY!"
-->@/{{Nyperold}}

Get it together\\
Paying attention in class? No.\\
Busy saying it
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Nickname acquired\\
But it's after her hometown\\
Now it's stuck for good
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Follow Osaka\\
Watch her wait at the crosswalk\\
Whoops, it's red again...
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Notice Chiyo-chan\\
She's a super-smart student\\
Not a smart aleck
-->@/{{Nyperold}}

Osaka's spacey?\\
Soap slips, and handkerchief falls\\
Now it's soaking wet
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Those tiny bubbles\\
In my eyes make me track 'em\\
And miss everything
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A scream? Huge cockroach!\\
Tomo pursues, swatting friends\\
Before killing it
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Now it's on her book\\
Yukari cannot advise\\
Too squeamish to help
-->@/{{Nyperold}}

Osaka races\\
Chiyo is slightly faster\\
Is she just too smart?
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Now for volleyball\\
Splitting into groups of six\\
What? Ten million yen?
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Served by Chihiro\\
Chiyo and Yomi set up\\
Sakaki's great spike
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What's Osaka's aim?\\
To be just like Sakaki\\
Not to take her out
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Tomo's power serve\\
Pegs the back of Chiyo's head\\
Will she be okay?
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Overhead passing\\
Osaka and Chiyo-chan\\
Get their facials here
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Osaka totters\\
Balanced badly, scaring them\\
Until she sits down
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Opening her lunch\\
Tomo finds a nice surprise\\
All her top three foods!
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Concentrating hard\\
Osaka pulls carefully\\
Splits her chopsticks clean
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Yomi likes spicy\\
Osaka can't handle it\\
Mischievous Yomi
-->@/{{Nyperold}}

Osaka tries it\\
Now her mouth is burning up\\
Then she has hiccups
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Try drinking some juice\\
Now with plugged up ears and nose\\
But it doesn't work
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Balanced on chopsticks?\\
The cup falls off, spilling juice\\
Time for music class
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Hiccups don't help out\\
Playing a wind instrument\\
Will you knock that off?!?
-->@/{{Nyperold}}

Osaka's hiccups\\
Have stayed over two hours\\
Will she die today?
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Next, the fear gambit\\
Please, Osaka, be afraid!\\
Chiyo's not scary
-->@/{{Nyperold}}

Smacking on the back\\
Isn't good at curing them\\
That's when you're choking
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Spasms in the diaphragm\\
Punch in the solar plexus\\
Just puts her in pain
-->@/{{Nyperold}}

Sakaki chimes in\\
She has a folk remedy\\
Just brew some kaki
-->@/{{Nyperold}}

Ah, the classic cure\\
Holding your breath for a time\\
Whoops, that went too fast
-->@/{{Nyperold}}

Push on the eyeballs\\
And when that doesn't do it\\
Pull on her tongue. Ow!
-->@/{{Nyperold}}

Give it to someone?\\
Sounds a bit hokey, but still --\\
Don't give it to me!
-->@/{{Nyperold}}

Could be that she's sick\\
What might be the problem here?\\
Probably the brain
-->@/{{Nyperold}}

While they discuss\\
Chiyo notices they've stopped\\
But what was the cure?
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All's well that ends well\\
Except Chiyo has them now?\\
Try it all again!
-->@/{{Nyperold}}

Sharks and dolphins are\\
Fish and mammals, so therefore\\
Snails are insects?
-->@/{{Nyperold}}

Osaka's trying\\
To instigate a punch line\\
But they don't know it
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Chiyo's pigtails\\
Connected, detachable?\\
Could she get new ones?
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Jolted from her thought\\
Osaka's shaken awake\\
Hey! Don't fall asleep!
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Chiyo is called in\\
Kurosawa-sensei gives\\
her her new swimsuit
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Yukari comes in\\
Talks about going drinking\\
Now is not the time
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"Nyamo"? What's that?\\
Kurosawa's old nickname\\
Don't use it at work
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Yukari's messy\\
But she can find everything\\
...The dictionary?
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Starts an avalanche\\
Chiyo holds it up, but then\\
is buried... again
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Tomo and Yomi\\
Outrank teachers easily\\
In terms of classmates
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Chiyo doesn't have\\
Any classmates from past grades\\
Isn't that a shock
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Tomo tells of bread\\
that evolved into monsters\\
...It was made up, right?
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Minamo begins\\
To tell about Yukari\\
But Yukari sings
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Who is Nyperold?!\\
Azumanga's only fan?!\\
TOMO could do this!
-->@/{{Slopeslider}}

[[CriticalResearchFailure "Reindeer don't exist,"]]\\
Says Tomo. Yet she is wrong.\\
Wails, [[VillainousBreakdown "I'm not stupid!"]]
-->@/NatTheWriter

Nyamo is drunk\\
[[TheTalk And sharing some deep wisdom.]]\\
[[JustAKid Chiyo is baffled.]]
-->@/NatTheWriter

Wow, there's a lot here!\\
So many clever haikus\\
About this weird show.
-->@/SgtFrog1

Okinawa mountains\\
Home to wildcats and trees\\
And Sakaki's pet
-->@/ManCalledTrue

"We're Team Seaslug!" "What?!"\\
"But why?! They're so..." ''[[{{Beat}} [a brief pause] ]]''\\
"Go Team Seaslug!" "Yay..."
-->--@/TheHeroHartmut

Farewell to their school\\
Yet they will all still be friends\\
Even with [[JerkAss Tomo]]
-->--/Bobbk

Why do you all think\\
"Nyamo" has three syllables?\\
Nya. Mo. Only ''two''.
-->--@/SenseiLeRoof


Creepy orange cat...\\
Sakaki believes he is\\
Chiyo's real father.
-->--@/{{Ruise}}

Summer vacation!\\
Tomo throws the keys away.\\
Everyone is pissed.
-->--@/{{Ruise}}