An obscene haiku\\
Donít look at it! Itís [[{{Fanservice}} naked!]]\\
What a perv you are!

Again and again,\\
I walk in on you changing.\\
Please stop hitting me.

I reached, not looking,\\
Felt something soft, startled, then\\
She twisted my arm.

Hands on something... soft?\\
[[Film/PlanesTrainsAndAutomobiles It feels like two pillows...]]\\
Wait... SHIT! I'M SORRY!

Coming out of bath,\\
Some stupid boy opens the door.\\
I scream, he slams it.
--> Yugi195

So, which door was it?\\
This one?... No, it must be this...\\
OH GOD! *Slams the door.
--> Yugi195

Kyaa! ''[[UsefulNotes/JapaneseStockPhrases Doko sawatteru no]]?!'' Get out of my room and go back to AccidentalPervert, you moron!