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!!Played for Comedy

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* Abused mercilessly in ''Webcomic/ButtlordGT'' - one memorable example being a KamehameHadoken Groin Attack at ''point blank range''.
* ''Webcomic/SluggyFreelance'':
** The comic has milked a lot of humor from Gwynn's violent tendencies, including how often she nails Riff in the groin when he acts like an insensitive jerk. Interestingly enough, [[http://www.sluggy.com/daily.php?date=070821 the strip on August 21st, 2007]] shows that Zoe's just as affected by a crotch kick as the two male leads.
** Also, this: http://www.sluggy.com/daily.php?date=060122
** Then there's Bun-Bun's GroinAttack on Gofotron: He stole the SixthRanger's piece of the CombiningMecha, the crotch. [[HilarityEnsues Hilarity]] [[MikeNelsonDestroyerOfWorlds Ensues]].
* In ''[[Webcomic/EightBitTheater 8-Bit Theater]]'' Black Mage, soon after becoming a Blue Mage (which allows him to learn attacks he survives getting hit with) is hit by a "Goblin Punch", which is actually just a kick in the nuts from a non-goblin monster (the attack was named by "the greatest cryptozoologist in all Red Wizard history, Blindy O'Sightless"). He learns this attack and [[http://www.nuklearpower.com/2006/03/11/episode-671-kick-off/ returns it]] [[MegatonPunch with enough force to launch the enemy into low orbit]].
* In ''Webcomic/{{Monsterful}}'', the mummy Lily Osiris has shown her pervert ghost friend Lawrence that not even ghosts are safe from this.
* ''WebComic/{{Sins}}'' demonstrates that this doesn't work on {{Anthropomorphic Personification}}s in [[http://www.sincomics.com/index.php?443 this strip]].
* In ''Webcomic/GhastlysGhastlyComic'', Chibi Sue knows how to get results [[http://www.ghastlycomic.com/d/20010610.html here]].
* In the Furry comic ''P.S.I.'', wrestler Lucy demonstrates her [[http://psiwebcomic.com/comics/32 signature attack]].
** In relation to that, ''Webcomic/BadlyDrawnKitties'' shows us [[http://badlydrawnkitties.com/OldComics/20050620_gif_view.htm where Lucy learned it]], [[http://badlydrawnkitties.com/OldComics/20050622_gif_view.htm and then applies it]]! However, after being fired, Lucy makes her former boss really [[http://badlydrawnkitties.com/OldComics/20050704_gif_view.htm regret it]]!
--> ''Lucy:'' Well, at least I got to kick one last guy in the balls!
* ''Webcomic/BiggerThanCheeses'' even has (or had; it hasn't made an appearance in quite some time) its own sound effect for nut shots -- "Bojangles," or sometimes the long form "[[http://www.biggercheese.com/index.php?comic=81 Right in the bojangles]]!"
* In ''Webcomic/RoninGalaxy'' a gangster challenges Cecil to a duel with katanas, but the hero manages to even things out with a [[http://www.roningalaxy.com/comic/page-36/ kick in the crotch.]]
** And let's not forget the reaction Taylor had [[http://www.roningalaxy.com/comic/page-97/ when she learned the truth]]...
* ''WebComic/{{Goats}}'' has several characters' genetic materials extracted by the [[http://www.goats.com/archive/061128.html urethra weasels]], which are [[http://www.goats.com/archive/061129.html just as painful]] as they sound; made worse by the [[http://www.goats.com/archive/061130.html graphic description]] of their function given while they work.
* ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick'': "[[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0477.html I'm sure Durkon can fix that, too.]]"
** Combined with UnsoundEffect in # 586. [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0586.html * nuts!* ]]
** And again, [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0748.html here.]]
** Haley's father was apparently rendered sterile by a poison dart to the nuts.
* ''Webcomic/TalesOfTheQuestor'': [[http://www.rhjunior.com/totq/00277.html WHAM! Right in the cahooties!]]
* In a storyline of ''Webcomic/NipAndTuck'', Thelma Opossum was about to be photographed in a bikini when the photographer tells her [[spoiler:that she have to lose the outfit in question for a nude photo shoot]]. She immediately starts kicking lecherous guy's butt, which gets the attention of a lady wrestler.
** Remember that section in Film about Elly Mae and that "Hickory Nut Crunch" finishing move from the Beverly Hillbillies movie? [[http://www.rhjunior.com/NT/00536.html Thelma applies it forthwith. Ta-ta to those testicles.]]
* In ''Webcomic/QuestionableContent'' Faye accidentally headbutts Marten's groin and then vomits all over him while she's blind drunk.
** In an earlier comic, the Vespavenger's Vespa, which could morph into a not-so-giant-mecha, manages to also hit Marten in the crotch, ''with a metal pole''. This leads to the statement from Marten as he's on the ground in pain, "Pain level...[[WilliamShatner Shatnerian]]... in...intensity"
* And in ''Webcomic/DocRat'', even a [[http://www.docrat.com.au/strips/20110505.jpg punching bag]] [[ShareTheMalePain feels the pain]]!!!
** ... but [[http://www.docrat.com.au/default.asp?thisItem=1371 later on]], it becomes a '''''VERY EFFECTIVE''''' ChekhovsGun [[http://www.docrat.com.au/default.asp?thisItem=1372 when taking out a nasty villain]]!
* ''Webcomic/SparklingGenerationValkyrieYuuki'': [[http://www.sgvy.com/archives/Edda1/Issue4/Page2.html Used on the Auroch]]
* [[Webcomic/OneOverZero Tailsteak]]'s ''Band'' [[http://tailsteak.com/archive.php?num=320 puts one behind a warning label]] - and in [[http://tailsteak.com/archive.php?num=323 the next strip]], hangs one as a ChekhovsGun...
* Happens a few times in ''Webcomic/DominicDeegan''. "There's no need for -- " ''[[http://www.dominic-deegan.com/view.php?date=2008-07-09 UnSoundEffect]]'' The dwarfs seem to think otherwise. Earlier than that, Luna nails Sigfried [[http://www.dominic-deegan.com/view.php?date=2002-07-31 right in the "knighthood."]] Ouch.
** That first one achieve a huge meme among the snarkdom.
** Well, Sigfried '''DID''' comment badly about [[BerserkButton her dental problem]]. DudeNotFunny.
** Also, [[http://www.dominic-deegan.com/view.php?date=2002-11-20 here.]] I bet THAT woke him up fairly quickly...
* In ''Webcomic/ExterminatusNow'' the best way to disable a power crazed demon worshipper is apparently [[http://exterminatusnow.comicgenesis.com/d/20071229.html with a boot to the sack]].
* A female groin attack occurs in ''Webcomic/PolkOut''. [[http://www.polkout.com/PraguePolk8.png]]
** ''"And it'll go and it'll find her and it'll bite her in the cunt."''
* [[http://somethingpositive.net/sp12042002.shtml This]] ''SomethingPositive'' strip from 2002.
* ''Webcomic/TheGreenAvenger'' has a character named [[NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast Lady Groincrush]], who uses this as her usual attack.
* This is the only thing the [[http://kris-wilson.deviantart.com/art/Vest-125563309 bulletproof Speedo]] can protect cops against in ''Webcomic/CyanideAndHappiness''.
* In one ''Webcomic/PennyArcade'' strip, Gabe ends up downloading a patch for ''VideoGame/{{Tribes}} 2'' that ends with an OK button and the message "Click OK to be kicked in the beanbag". After debating between his love for the game and his genitals, he presses the button and [[http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2001/06/18/ his computer sprouts a leg and kicks him]], elicting the memorable response "Right in the [[Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog Mean Bean Machine!]]"
** Two Words: [[http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2007/8/13/ Soft Targets]].
** Damn [[http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2004/6/16/ Gabe]]... what did you do?
* "Basically, the power of [[Webcomic/CaptainSNES The Gamemaster]] is giving people... what they '''[[http://www.captainsnes.com/2009/08/18/586-the-shot-heard-round-the-worlds/ deserve]].'''"
* [[http://www.theduckwebcomics.com/The_KAMics/5081190/ Demonstrated here]] in ''Webcomic/TheKAMics''.
* In ''Webcomic/EverydayHeroes'', Summer had a problem [[http://www.webcomicsnation.com/eddurd/everydayheroes/series.php?view=single&ID=74000 controlling her eye beams]].
* When the ''Webcomic/FullFrontalNerdity'' group plays TabletopGame/Deadlands, Lewis' character ends up [[http://nodwick.humor.gamespy.com/ffn/index.php?date=2009-09-30 gelded]] by a zombie.
* Adam [[http://agameoffools.com/comic_111.html attempts]] one on Gloog in ''[[http://www.agameoffools.com A Game of Fools]]'', but due to the latter's BizarreAlienBiology it isn't particularly successful.
* In ''Webcomic/CarryOn'', a sheep couple send their three lambs to school. The mom starts feeling the "Empty-Nest" reaction, [[http://www.hirezfox.com/km/co/co1024/comics/co20110425L.jpg but husband gets nearly neutered on the suggestion of having more kids]]!
-->''Bash:'' You're the one who brought it up!
* Webcomic/{{Asperchu}} receives one of these in his titular webcomic.
* ''Webcomic/CaseyAndAndy''. Casey picks on a short alien with a single eye on a stalk. The alien retaliates. Casey spends the rest of the day watching ''Film/IndependenceDay''. On the other hand, when Quantum Cop catches the aliens and they give him the Groin Attack, he's wearing a cup. And he writes them a citation, since he happens to know ''their'' legal system too.
* ''Webcomic/PokemonX'' had this [[http://pokemonx.comicgenesis.com/d/20040611.html as one of the most popular comics]]. [[LampshadeHanging Lampshading]] ''Zelda'''s "ItemGet" sequence in the process probably helped.
* For Lucy from ''Webcomic/BittersweetCandyBowl'' this practically counts as a signature move. One particularly good (bad?) example [[http://www.bittersweetcandybowl.com/c12/p15.html here]].
* Utilized mercilessly in chapter 10 of ''RedVsBlue: Revelation'' by [[spoiler: Tex]]. For extra laughs, all [[strike: six]] seven groin blows in the episode were focused on Grif alone.
-->'''Grif:''' What is your problem with my balls!?!
-->''(later, after the final groin attack from [[spoiler:falling down crotch-first on top of a concrete divider]]... )''
-->'''Grif:''' Why don't you just... kill me?
** Seven? I counted eight, possibly nine.
* Knocked out early in ''Webcomic/AnsemRetort'', where Sora kicked Riku in the nuts to see if he could still feel it after being cut in half...and then did it again cause he forgot about it.
-->'''Riku:''' SCREW YOU AND SCREW YOUR AMNESIA!
* ''Webcomic/PeterIsTheWolf'': [[http://www.peteristhewolf.com/general/006.html "Taking a shot to the wolf nards... still hurts..."]]
* Yuki of ''Webcomic/MenageA3'' is the daughter of a manga-ka who [[AbusiveParents neglectfully]] exposed her to his tentacle porn work at a young age. [[FreudianExcuse As a result]], whenever she sees or feels a man's penis, her mind registers it as a set of threatening tentacles, usually causing her to [[BerserkButton go temporarily insane]], scream "[[PreAssKickingOneLiner TENTACLLLLES!]]" and kick the unfortunate fellow in the groin. She has even gone on extended cross-town groin-kicking rampages when particularly upset. Therapy is slowly resolving this problem, but she's not safe yet.
* [[http://laslindas.katbox.net/?p=387 Page 192]] of ''Webcomic/LasLindas''. Miles learns the hard way not to ogle Sarah.
* In ''Webcomic/UserFriendly'', there is a "Forced-Feedback Enemy-Denial Smackdown Ergonomic Gaming Chair", which features a boxing glove on a stick aimed at the face for when your character is gibbed, and a metal, spike-knuckled gauntlet on a hydraulic ram positioned directly over the crotch for when your character is killed by Quad Damage.
* In ''Webcomic/BridgettesBelly'', DrillSergeantNasty-type camp counselor comes to take Bridgette to FatCamp. As the girl was correcting him about her last name, [[http://bridgette.comicgenesis.com/d/20041129.html he slaps her suitcase]] [[TooDumbToLive out of her hands]]. Bea, the girl's giraffe ParentalSubstitute, threatens him of this as she hoists him up by the collar, and giving a DeathGlare at the '''''same time''''' in French:
-->'''Bea:''' [[DeathGlare Look at me]]! [[BerserkButton If you ever pull]] [[TemptingFate that shit again]], [[MamaBear I'll pull out]] [[http://bridgette.comicgenesis.com/d/20041130.html your vas deferens and use them for bowstrings]]!! Got it?!
* In ''Autobot Burnout's Funnies'' (a photocomic on ''Transformers World 2005''), a recent (as of February 3rd, 2011) arc has Battle Ravage defeat the Fallen this way, using his (Ravage's) [[EveryoneCanSeeIt girlfriend]] [[Toys/BusouShinki Tigris]]' [[{{BFS}} Buster Sword]]. As a result, The Fallen ends up with a censor bar over his [[UnusualEuphemism gearbox]].
* In ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}'', a newly undead Kanaya ''kicks Gamzee in the crotch so hard it knocks him out of his shoes and off a cliff.'' [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005424 HONK!]]
** Later repeated with [[{{Yandere}} Trickster!Jane]] on Jake, once again knocking his EyeGlasses off.
* In ''Webcomic/ElGoonishShive'', Sarah delivers a [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2003-10-27 very impressive]] one to Hedge.
* Sally decides to try this on Jango Fett in ''Webcomic/DarthsAndDroids'' after the fire from his flamethrower goes around Mace Windu's lightsaber. [[http://www.darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0371.html I kick him where it hurts!]]
* Female Example: Nosh delivers one to Sanny after the latter strikes a nerve in the stalled-out webcomic ''[[http://www.theduckwebcomics.com/For_Your_Eyes_Only/5068641/ For Your Eyes Only]]''. Ben then mentions how the trope normally applies to girls as Sanny writhes in pain.
* In ''Webcomic/BeyondTheCanopy'', young Glenn punches a much larger bully, Thistle, right in the acorns. When Glenn meets Thistle again some years later, he's wearing an armored codpiece to prevent further injury to that region.
* In the ''Sister, Sister'' arc of Webcomic/ElfBlood, Fliss delivers one to the female Death Elf punk. It has no effect, much to Fliss' protest: She's been kicked there before and it REALLY hurt.
* ''Webcomic/{{Greg}}'' takes one in the family jewels as he gets mistaken for a stalker. He's down for the count [[http://gregcomic.com/2012/01/02/storyline-a-silver-lining-part-15/ HERE]].
* In ''Webcomic/{{Sinfest}}'', Monique does this with the inappropriate line "[[http://www.sinfest.net/view.php?date=2011-01-19 I love you, man!]]"
* In ''Webcomic/WhiteNinjaComics'', [[http://www.whiteninjacomics.com/comics/stuffycheek.shtml Stay away from squirrels.]]
* In ''Webcomic/SanThreeKingdomsComic'', this is the ultimate attack that Zhuge Liang refuses to learn from his teacher. Same goes to Sima Yi.
** Also in the ''Ask Cao Cao'' segment, Cao Cao got hit on the groin while playing tennis with Cao Ren, resulting him to order Cao Ren's castration and starting a long line of RunningGag of "Let me goooo I'm still virgin..."
** Huang Zhong joins Shu by giving Zhuge Liang a RapidFireFisticuffs on the latter's groin, complete with [[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventure "MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA!" and "WRRRRRYYYYY!!!!"]]
* An off-screen [[InvertedTrope inversion]] serves as the punchline to [[http://www.missmab.com/Comics/Vol_1257.php this page of]] ''Webcomic/DanAndMabsFurryAdventures''.
* In [[http://tsoalr.com/?p=42 this]] early ''WebComic/TurnSignalsOnALandRaider'' strip, a Bloodthirster takes a 6-pound shell right in his Chaos No-Longer-Undivided.
* In ''Webcomic/{{The Meek}}'', Pinter tells Angora that she can repel molesters by giving them "[[http://www.meekcomic.com/2009/04/18/chapter-1-page-19/ a kick in the clams]]". Not long afterwards, [[http://www.meekcomic.com/2009/07/01/chapter-1-page-40/ she follows his advice,]] in a rather unusual fashion. (Due to Angora being the InnocentFanserviceGirl, both links somewhat NSFW.)
* In ''Webcomic/TheFrumps'', Virgil attacks a panda right in the [[http://www.thefrumps.com/comic/2012/07/30/panda-love groin]].
* In ''Webcomic/BrunoTheBandit'' a guest on the ''Shelley'' show [[http://www.brunothebandit.com/d/20020710.html came prepared]] for this tactic.
* In ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary'', an ore freighter's captain is praised for taking out a warship with just "rocks, ramming and [[BrassBalls balls of steel]]". He proceeds to clarify he had lost that last part of his "inventory" in a long-ago war.
* ''WebComic/MuhPhoenix'': Both Comicbook/IronMan and Comicbook/{{Thor}} somehow managed to do this to the Phoenix Force.

!!Played for Drama
* Castration is a common threat in ''Webcomic/{{Furmentation}}''; this by no means reduces the [[IncrediblyLamePun impact]].
* BLU Scout tries this against [[spoiler:Rojo]] in [[http://tf2.skyscrapersoup.com/?p=235 this page]] of ''Webcomic/CuantaVida''. Unfortunately, it gets worse. Much, much, worse.
* Nan in ''Webcomic/LovecraftIsMissing'': "[[http://lovecraftismissing.com/?p=4014 Two bits of advice . . . wear steel underpants.]]"
* In ''Webcomic/{{Remedy}}'', a mugger fights a super-powered house cat ([[ChangingOfTheGuard left in charge of protecting the neighborhood by his master]]). The mugger... well... [[http://remedy.remedialcomics.com/20110720-conflict-resolution.html see for yourself]].
* In ''Webcomic/ThistilMistilKistil'', after being drugged and dragged toward HumanSacrifice, [[http://tmkcomic.depleti.com/comic/ch05-pg16/ Hedda resorts to this.]]
* ''Webcomic/{{Jack|DavidHopkins}}'' has numerous examples:
** [[http://www.pholph.com/strip.php?id=5&sid=889 "Skinless Friday"]] is one of the regular punishments visited on Drip
** Jack used scythes borrowed from Central to cut off Drip's testicles, in the arc "Saving Arloest."
** When Drip is regenerated... they left out a piece. He later tried to get it back... or rather, a replacement. [[spoiler:Brian's, to be specific.]] "Fox eating rooster" indeed.
** Megan delivers the mother of all groin attacks, with a sledgehammer, to [[spoiler:Fiver after he rapes her. Visible cords are involved.]]
* ''WebComic/DragonBallMultiverse'': Dodoria's killing of a Saiyan in [[http://www.dragonball-multiverse.com/en/page-448.html page 448]]. WordOfGod says he actually hit him in the abdomen. Believe what you want.
* Dr. Bowman, in the July 28, 2014 strip of ''Webcomic/{{Freefall}}'', mentions that in the past he took a sharpened plastic spoon and neutered himself after seeing what testosterone-fueled aggression was doing with other {{Uplifted Animal}}s, which ultimately led to their deaths at age 40. Florence asks him if they can skip the details of the procedure, and move on to her next question for him.
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