* This bit during "Delilah's Confession" always gets a big laugh:
--> '''Ms. Strict:''' I'll never forget it; five minutes of ''sweaty, sordid'' '''''paradise''''' that ''RUINED MY LIFE FOREVER!''
--> '''All boys:''' (to Flagrante) Five minutes... ?
--> '''Flagrante:''' I was ''young.'' I was ''very young!''
* A lot of the scenes with [[DaEditor Eddie Flagrante]] and Josh are pretty funny.
* When Ramona coughs very ungracefully after taking a drag off of the cigarette.
* Basically the whole scene in the Television studio.
* "Aie Papi."
* A lot of the lines from the greek chorus of teenagers are hilarious.
--> "It's kind of romantic, don't you think, losing your boyfriend to nuclear waste."
--> "You gotta cheer up, he only died." "Yeah, it's not like he's screwing around."
-->(in response to the above line) "What kind of thing is ''that'' to say to someone who just ''drove her boyfriend to suicide''!?"
--> "Jonny?!" "Joshhhhh."
--> "School is no place to be sad Toffee, be like my mother and save that for home. Where no one can see you."