Can we just cut out the middleman and declare this a Crowning Series of Funny?

...No? All right then.

[[index]]
* [[Funny/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeriesSeasonOne Season One]]
* [[Funny/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeriesSeasonTwo Season Two]]
* [[Funny/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeriesSeasonThree Season Three]]
[[/index]]
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[[folder:Cr@psule Monsters and Season Zero]]
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[[folder: Cr@psule Monsters ]]

* To start with:
-->'''Tristan''': Hey, look, it's an Indian!\\
'''Yugi''': Tristan, that's not an Indian.\\
'''Tristan''': Oh, right. I meant to say "Native American".
** Also:
--->'''Brisbane''': Thank you for rescuing me. My name is Dr. Alex Brisbane. I'm [[MostDefinitelyNotAVillain definitely not a villain]].
** Also:
---> '''Tristan''': Pocahontas kidnapped Joey!\\
'''Tea''': That bitch!
** Pharaoh defeats the trees:
---> '''Yugi''' "Yes, that's right burn. The rainforest can kiss my pasty Egyptian butt."
** What Gets the Rest of them in the world after Joey falls in.
---> '''Yugi:''' I don't know about you guys but I'm sick of rescuing people, let's just go home and pretend this never happened.
---> '''Brisbane:''' You can't mean your going to step on the map!
---> '''Yugi:''' No I was just going to leave.
---> '''Brisbane:''' So you're stepping on the map then?
---> '''Yugi:''' No, I'm leaving.
---> '''Brisbane:''' *Beat* Step on the map.
---> '''Yugi:''' Make me!
---> '''Brisbane:''' Oh come on, I'll be your friend.
---> '''Yugi:''' Look there is no freaking way I'm stepping on that map.
---> '''Brisbane:''' What if I told you there was candy on the map?
---> '''Yugi:''' You've gotta be kidding! I'd have to be the dumbest person on the planet to fall for that tri-
---> '''Tea:''' Hey, candy sounds pretty good!
---> '''Tristan:''' Yes! Let's go get the candy!
** Everything is Pocahantas' fault in Crapsule Monsters.
---> '''Joey''': (after landing crotch-first on a tree branch) [[GroinAttack Right on the little Joey]]! Curse you, Pocahontas...
** When Yami Yugi is attacked by [[WhenTreesAttack tree monsters]] that he finds "strangely arousing":
---> '''Yugi''': Look out, Pharaoh! There are millions of fangirls taking screencaps of this scene!
---> '''Yami''': The fiends!
** Tristan thinking the Capsule Monsters are his and Tea's children.
---> '''Tristan''': Perhaps we reproduced without our knowledge?
** "What a digital dummy!"
** Yami's "invisible bicycle" from ''Cr@psule Monsters 2''.
*** "Dammit, he knows my secret!"
**** Made even funnier when it was [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mhQpPpAsWs said by]] [[Creator/DanGreen DAN GREEN]].
* That's no teapot!
* This exchange from ''Cr@psule Monsters 3'':
---> '''Yami''': They didn't elect me Pharaoh for nothing.
---> '''Tea''': Actually, Pharaoh's aren't elected. They--
---> '''Yami''': Tea! [beat] No!
---> '''Tea''': Okay!
** Grandpa Moto constantly getting mauled by Flower Wolves in episode 3.
---> '''Grandpa''': Wait, where did everybody g- Aah! The wolves have got me again, Yugi!

[[/folder]]

[[folder: Season Zero ]]

* Season Zero Abridged Episode 1:
** Tristan getting introduced to the classic ''Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus'' StockFootage clip of an elderly audience applauding.
** Tea proves herself to be a [[MasterOfTheMixedMessage Mistress of the Mixed Message]] with Yugi.
--->'''Tea''': That's okay, Yugi. You know I think you're really cute.
--->'''Yugi''': Hey, you wanna go out sometime?
--->'''Tea''': I meant ''as a friend'', Yugi!
--->'''Yugi''': Oh. Um, okay, sorry.
--->'''Tea''': But I ''do'' love you.
--->'''Yugi''': Really?
--->'''Tea''': ''[[JustFriends As a friend]]'', Yugi!
--->'''Yugi''': Oh... all right.
--->'''Tea''': [[DoYouWantToCopulate Let's have sex later, okay?]]
--->'''Yugi''': Huh?
--->'''Tea''': '''[[RuleOfThree As friends, Yugi]]'''! Geez, such a pervert!
** This exchange
--->'''Tea:''' Come on, Yugi. You know I love hanging out at your creepy grandpa's game shop.
--->'''Yugi:''' There's nothing creepy about my grandpa!
--->'''Grandpa:''' I AM THE ANGEL OF DEATH!
--->'''Yugi:''' Okay, kinda see where you're coming from now.
** Grandpa's listing off every synonym for Tea's breasts.
** Aside from the IncrediblyLamePun involved here:
--->'''Ushio:''' The EliteBeatAgents don't come cheap. This beating will cost you 20,000 yen.
--->'''Yugi:''' 20,000 yen?! ''That's like a whole dollar''!!
** This:
--->'''Yami:''' I hope you like giant man-eating worms!
--->'''Ushio:''' Huh, I wonder what he meant by that-OH MY GOD, THAT IS WHAT HE MEANT BY THAT!
** Yugi wishing for Tristan and Joey to get beaten up.
** Yugi runs back to the school:
--->'''Yugi''': ''(InnerMonologue after discovering he's missing a puzzle piece)'' That's okay. Just don't cry. Whatever you do, don't... ''(GilliganCut to Yugi running to school with InelegantBlubbering)''
--->'''Ushio:''' Yugi.
--->'''Yugi:''' Ahh! What the hell? Have you just been standing here this whole time hoping that I'd randomly show up?
--->'''Ushio:''' Look, do you have the money or not?
** Yami and Ushio's fight.
--->'''Yami:''' Wanna play a game?
--->'''Ushio:''' What sort of game-
--->'''Yami:''' First one to die loses!
--->'''Ushio:''' ...
--->'''Yami:''' Look! the ''Queen'' of ''Spades''!
--->'''Ushio:''' What does that do-
--->'''Yami:''' You lose!
--->'''Ushio:''' *''falls''* UAHHHHHHHHH!
** "Ushio! Baby! How's it hanging! Get it? 'cause you're gonna die!"
* Yugi's utter astonishment at [[BigOlEyebrows how enormous Ushio's eyebrows are...]]
-->'''Yugi''': ''(In thought)'' God, those eyebrows are ''huge!'' I can't stop staring at them! It's like if Martin Scorcese and Jennifer Connolly had a baby! Aaand now I'm picturing Martin Scorcese having sex with Jennifer Connolly... Why do I keep doing that?
-->'''Ushio''': Is something wrong?
-->'''Yugi''': I AM EXTREMELY AROUSED!
-->''beat''
-->'''Ushio''': [[RunningGag You have problems, man.]]

* Season Zero Abridged Episode 2:
** They turned Kaiba into a overly friendly, calm and reasonable figure. He even says he would do anything for his little brother. WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE?
*** Emperor [[ButtMonkey Mokuba]].
**** The exchange at the end between Kaiba and Mokuba at the end of the episode really nails it home. Kudos to Mokuba for finally being the one to say, "Shut up" to somebody else for a change.
--->'''Mokuba''': Excellent! Soon, nothing will stop us from obtaining his most powerful cards and then I shall rule the world as Emperor Mokuba! Isnít that right, Seto?
--->'''Kaiba''': Anything for you, Mokuba. Youíre the best little brother a guy could have. I love you.
--->'''Mokuba''': Shut up, Seto.
*** The best part would be [[spoiler: subverting the SCREW THE RULES I HAVE MONEY joke by playing on AntiHumor.]]
*** Yami [[LaughingMad laughing uncontrollably]] when he realises Kaiba was playing the game for fun. The the whole exchange that leads up to this realization is just lovely. The regular Kaiba would be disgusted by his Zero counterpart.
--->'''Yami''': So, Kaiba, are you ready to enter a world of pain?
--->'''Kaiba''': Sounds delightful.
--->'''Yami''': A world where the only noise you hear is that of your haggard breath as you choke on your own entrails?
--->'''Kaiba''': Positively charming.
--->'''Yami''': Because Iím going to take you straight down to Hell, Kaiba. And believe me, your torture will never end until Iím satisfied.
--->'''Kaiba''': I always wanted to visit new places.
--->'''Yami''': Okay, cut that out.
--->'''Kaiba''': Cut what out?
--->'''Yami''': That whole ďhappyĒ thing. Iím not buying it.
--->'''Kaiba''': I really don't know what you mean.
--->'''Yami''': Everyone knows that Seto Kaiba is an obsessive egomaniacal scumbag. The only reason youíre playing this game, is to prove youíre the best.
--->'''Kaiba''': Actually, I'm just playing for fun.
--->'''Yami''': (disbelieving) Seriously?
--->'''Kaiba''': (absolutely sincere) I love playing games with my friends
--->'''Yami''': (disturbed) O-okay stop that.
--->'''Kaiba''': Especially my closest friends.
--->'''Yami''': You're freaking me out here!
--->'''Kaiba''': Like you, Yugi.
--->'''Yami''': Who the hell are you?
--->'''Kaiba''': I'm Seto Kaiba. The nicest guy on the face of the planet.
**** And then, Kaiba joining in on the laughter.
--->'''Kaiba''': (laughing) Oh, it feels so good to laugh.
--->'''Yami''': (laughing) I'm going to kill you in your sleep.
** Also the [[RunningGag running gag]] about Grandpa's Blue Eyes White Dragon card makes an apperance:
--->'''Yugi'''" Hey, gramps can we please see your ultra rare-chocolatey fudge coated-sugar sprinkled-angelical-magical-fantastical-stupendously special-illegally sexual-genuinely-brilliantly-amazingly-goddamn-spank my ass and call me Suzy-mega-ultra-super card?
--->'''Grandpa''' What?
--->'''Yugi''' Show us your rare card.
** Grandpa saying his original line about Kaiba needed to get laid, which makes no sense in the new context, prompting Yugi to ask why.
--->'''Grandpa''': I don't know!

* Season Zero Abridged Episode 3:
** The whole exchange between Yugi and Grandpa at the beginning of the episode is tremendously funny:
--->'''Grandpa''': Ah, the Millennium Puzzle! I solved it! After all my years of trying, Iíve finally succeeded! ''(pause)'' Why donít I remember doing that?
--->'''Yugi''': Grandpa, you donít even remember what day it is.
--->'''Grandpa''': Pudding day?
--->'''Yugi''': Not a real day, Grandpa. And, besides, I solved the Puzzle.
--->'''Grandpa''': Look, thereís an inscription! ''Whoever solves this Puzzle shall be granted its dark power.'' At last, I shall have dominion over all living things! And pudding.
--->'''Yugi''': No, Grandpa, thatís not how it-
--->'''Grandpa''': ''(puts his hand in front of Yugiís face)'' Mind Crush, Yugi!
--->'''Yugi''': Thatís not how it works!
--->'''Grandpa''': I am now a sexy Egyptian Pharaoh, Yugi, who will go on many adventures with his friends.
--->'''Yugi''': No.
--->'''Grandpa''': King of Games!
--->'''Yugi''': No.
--->'''Grandpa''': Whereís that Tťa girl? She likes me now.
--->'''Yugi''': No!
--->'''Grandpa''': ''(puts his hand in front of Yugiís face again)'' Mind Crush, Yugi!
--->'''Yugi''': Stop that.
** [[ButtMonkey Bakura's]] cameo at the beginning of the episode is funny but pitiful when he threatens to jump off the school roof but no one seems to care. One student even encourages him to jump and scolds him when Bakura changes his mind.
** The fact that the criminals in the episode are YouTube copyright offenders and the police chasing them are highly incompetent. They don't really understand the law, arrest more innocent people than not, and justify this by [[InsaneTrollLogic saying that punishing everyone means the truly guilty ones get punished as well]], complete with [[[WesternAnimation/SouthPark This is what the YPD actually believes]]] caption. Hm, I wonder if [[LittleKuriboh someone]] is a little miffed about getting their YouTube channel banned for the billionth time.
** The burger joint that Tťa and Tristin work at is frequented by the most random of people, including Creator/HayaoMiyazaki, PatrickStewart, and [[Film/MontyPythonsTheMeaningOfLife Mr. Creosote]]. None of them seem particularly fazed when the burger joint is taken hostage. Miyazaki just keeps animating [[CutenessOverload "cute shit"]] at his table like nothing is wrong.
** After Tea is slapped for singing "Fireworks" off-key...
--->'''Tristan''': Tea, are you ok? [[ShoutOut Are you ok? Are you ok, Tea?]]
--->'''Joey''': She's been hit by! She's been struck by! [[Creator/MichaelJackson A smooth criminal!]]
*** And the same scene proving that the villain WouldHitAGirl is met with StockFootage of an applauding crowd.
** Yami's method of dealing with the criminal is [[spoiler: to ''[[KillItWithFire set him on fire]]'']]. The sheer brutality of it (and the reactions of everyone that ''isn't'' Yami or Tea) CrossesTheLineTwice. Bonus points for being ''canon'', if not the Season Zero, then to the original Manga.
[[/folder]]

[[folder: The Movie]]
* The Movie: Pegasus shouting: "Hurry! Get to da choppah!" in his refined voice.
* MIND CRUSH! IN STEREO!
* [[MotorMouth Don'tlookathispenisdon'tlookkathispenisdon'tlookathispenis]][[AccidentalPervert Aaaaaah! ...I looked.]]
* Yugi running from the zombies, with a speech bubble above him reading "lol, yugi", and several of the zombies having "lol, brains", whilst "''Running in the 90's'''" plays in the background, as inspired by a MemeticMutation from {{YTMND}}.
* Joey: Wow; an action sequence that doesn't involve a children's card game.
* Tristan (after punching straight through a zombie): "HOLY SH** ON A SH** SANDWICH!!"
** Joey (running from another zombie): THIS SCENE'S SURPRISINGLY VIOLENT!!
*** Tristan (breaks his arm free by ripping his zombie in half): Did you see that?! I just tore that guy's f*** ing arm ''clean off!'' This is the BEST MOVIE EVER!
** "[[VideoGame/StreetFighter Spinning Bird Kick!]]"
** Yugi: "Here goes nothing! (Throws dagger and fails) ....Damn I suck!"
* There's also the moments in the beginning where Holo-Yugi and Kaiba are dueling. Kaiba jumps on top of his Blue-Eyes Ultimate Dragon with a "Wheeeee!" and then they have difficulty hearing one another until Kaiba pulls a split screen.
* Pegasus flirting with Kaiba.
* "There's a man in my head that tells me to burn things."
* The LongList / RamblingOldManMonologue by Grandpa at the end, as well as Pegasus' "Wut?" expression he maintains throughout it.
* The climax of the movie features Kaiba's dragon NoSelling Anubis' attack, then CurbStomping it, all set to {{Beethoven}}'s OdeToJoy. Funny enough in its own right, but during the entire sequence '''[[MerchandiseDriven BUY YUGIOH CARDS TODAY]]''' is occupying the whole screen.
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[[folder: Bonds Beyond Time Abridged Movie]]
* The opening riffs off of the Let's All Go To The Lobby parody from the ''WesternAnimation/AquaTeenHungerForce'' movie, with Yugi, Joey, Tea and Tristan singing in the first half and [[CallBack TEAM SATISFACTION]] playing through second half.
* [[Anime/YuGiOh5Ds Yusei's]] nightmare, complete with the Series/DoctorWho theme tune and a parody opening.
--> '''Jack:''' C'mon Crow. Let's go play a card game, while standing completely still. On. The. GROUND.
--> '''Yusei:''' [[BigNo NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!]]
** This line from Jaden:
--> Yusei... [[TheSixthSense I see dead people]].
** And then there's:
--> '''Yusei:''' I'm the serious one [[ArousedByTheirVoice with the voice]] [[FetishFuel that makes the]] [[{{Fangirl}} fangirls]] ''[[{{Squee}} swoon]]''.
--> '''Jaden:''' I'm the cute, hyperactive one that people want to choke in his sleep!
* Jaden explains who Yubel is:
--> '''Yusei:''' Who's Yubel?
--> '''Jaden:''' The demon that lives inside my head!
--> {{beat}}
--> '''Yusei:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Wonderful!]]
* Jaden's pre-battle cry:
--> *Flashing his Yubel-granted heterochromia* "Aw, [[RozenMaiden desu]] [[MemeticMutation desu]], [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitches!]]"
* As always Jack Atlas is pure shouty comic gold:
--> '''Yusei''': (Looking at a picture and seeing Paradox) Wait, I found him!
--> '''Jack''': YOU FOUND [[WheresWaldo WALDO]]?
--> '''Yusei''': The guy who stole my card.
--> '''Jack''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint WALDO STOLE YOUR CARD?]]
--> '''Yusei''': ''*annoyed*''[[RunningGag Jack.]]
--> '''Jack''': [[PhraseCatcher YUSEI!]]
--> '''Yusei''': No.
--> '''Jack''': 'KAY.
** There was also these gems when Yusei and his friends were reading up on Paradox:
-->'''Jack''': Yugi Moto, he was the greatest duelist who ever lived!
-->'''Yusei''': It says here he [[AManIsNotAVirgin died a virgin]] and his last words were; "Oh God, I wasted my life."
-->'''Jack''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint The greatest duelist who ever lived.]] [[HoYay I love him.]]
-->'''Crow''': It also says Dragons appeared and destroyed Europe...[[FridgeLogic 10 years ago]]....[[FlatWhat what?]]


* Jaden creates a TimeCrash at the end of the movie when he tells Yugi [[spoiler: what happens to the Pharaoh at the end of his series. He, Yami, and Yusei are stuck within a white void as [[Anime/YuGiOhZexal another joins them]]...]]
* TheStinger; explaining any further would kill the joke.
* Yami and Yusei getting their HoYay on. Complete with {{Sexophone}} ("Careless Whisper", to be exact).
-->'''Yusei''': You can be my wingman anytime, Yugi.
-->'''Yami''': No Yusei, you can be mine.
-->'''*romantic music; cue eyesex*'''
-->'''Yusei''': [[HaveIMentionedIAmHeterosexualToday No Homo, right?]]
-->'''Yami''': [[RuleOfThree ALL OF THE HOMO!]]
* The time when Yugi explains about the [[NeverSayDie Shadow Realm]] to Yusei and Jaden and doesn't take it well:
-->'''Yugi''': You know, the Shadow Realm. The big, purpley cloud place you go to when something really bad happens to you.
-->'''Jaden''': I think you're talking about Hell!
-->'''Yugi''': No, it's the Shadow Realm. Y-You know, when people fall from a really tall building, or they get stabbed in the chest... They go straight to the Shadow Realm! What, you guys don't have the Shadow Realm in your future?
-->'''Yusei''': I don't think that's a real thing.
-->'''Yugi''': So wait... Is [[spoiler: my grandpa]]... really dead?
-->'''Jaden''': 'Fraid so, brosef.
-->'''Yugi''': [[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotForKids I thought this was supposed to be a kid's movie!]]
* Yugi just wants his Oscar now, thank you very much.
* Also, TeamFourStar, you may have KyleHebert...[[MundaneMadeAwesome so what, we have Juicy Flannigan!]]
* Yami tells Paradox there is [[WhoWouldBeStupidEnough no way someone would agree]] to a stupid duel like the one he proposed...[[LeeroyJenkins Jaden however]] interrupts and agrees that they will all take part.
-->'''Yami''': [[OhCrap Oh god no...]]
-->'''Yusei''': Jaden...
-->'''Jaden''': What's up?
-->'''Yusei''': If we survive this, I'm going back in time, to slap myself for taking you along on this adventure.
* This line from Jaden to Paradox, "Then What The Hell Man?! WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL?!?!"
* Jaden goes freestyle...much to the dismay to Yami and Yusei.
-->'''Yusei''': Oh please tell me he's not going to rap!
* This bit...
-->'''Yusei''': Paradox, you got some explaining to do!
-->'''Jaden''': YEAH! Like why the ''hell'' were ''you in Venice!''
-->'''Yusei''': Look, this isn't important...
-->'''Jaden''': I disagree-
-->'''Yusei''': Shut up.
* ''Film/TopGun'' is ''so'' [[RunningGag not gay, by the way.]]
* Yusei [[RunningGag commenting]] on everyone's [[AnimeHair hair]] [[Anime/YuGiOh that]] [[Anime/YuGiOhGX he]] [[Anime/YuGiOhZexal sees]], "[[HypocriticalHumor What's wrong with his/your hair!?]]"
* "Hello! I'm Extremely asian!"
** "I'm so happy to be asian today you guys!"
*** "I'VE NEVER FELT SO ASIAN!"
* How Yugi describes how he can beat Paradox, despite his "superior" skills.
-->'''Paradox''': Oh pwease! You may be the King of Games in your timeline but where I come from Duel Monsters have evolve far beyond your understanding. Compared to me you are just a learner.
-->'''Yami''': That may be the case in your timeline, Paradox. But then we're not in your timeline, are we?
-->'''Paradox''': [[OhCrap Um-]]
-->'''Yami''': And where I come from Duel Monsters is still a broken exploitable mess of a game. And I'm about to exploit the Hell out of it!
* When Yusei saves Jaden from Paradox...
-->'''Jaden''': [[TotallyRadical Dang son]]! That is one awesome motorbike you have-
-->'''Yusei''': You're not riding it.
-->'''Jaden''': [[WorthIt Worth a shot]].
* This gem...
-->'''Jaden''': Can I ride your bike?
-->'''Yusei''': I already told you no!
-->'''Jaden''': Oh come on, it'll be fun!
-->'''Yusei''': I'll let you ride my bike if you can tell me one thing.
-->'''Jaden''': Sure, ask away.
-->'''Yusei''': [[FridgeLogic Why are we in Venice?]]
-->''*{{Beat}}*''
-->'''Jaden''': [[LampshadeHanging F*ck it...you win!]]
-->'''Yusei''': Always do...
* Yusei and Jaden save Yugi from Paradox, and time travel to when before everyone in Domino City died...leading too.
-->'''Jaden''': WHOOOOOOA!...I thought you said you weren't going to let me ride it?
-->'''Yusei''': Everybody gets one.
* "It's not a spoiler if it's obvious."
* And this gem too...
-->'''Jaden''': Check it out dawgs! My Neos card came back! It must be because we went back in time!
-->'''Yusei''': That is not how time travel works.
-->'''Jaden''': Well how else do you explain it?
-->'''Yusei''': Obviously this movie has its head up its own anus.
-->'''Yugi''': Well that answers pretty much every question I had.
* Yugi decides to join Jaden and Yusei on their quest to defeat Paradox.
-->'''Jaden''': Aw yeah! Looks like we chillin' with the King Of Games [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch biotches]]! This shit be ballin'!
-->'''Yugi''': ...[[FlatWhat What]]?
-->'''Yusei''': He said he's happy to have you on board.
-->'''Yugi''': Oooh.
* They turned Paradox into [[WesternAnimation/DextersLaboratory Mandark]].
** Pwotagonists!!!
*** For the last time [[AccidentalMisnaming the name is Jaden Yuki!]]
* The joke on [[MemeticMutation Syncro-what?]]
** Wait![[{{Beat}} ...]]I've seemed to stop caring.
* And this...
-->'''Paradox''': I am here for the one who destwoyed the futuwe.
-->'''Jaden''': Look there must be some kind of mistake. I'm Jaden Yuki.
-->'''Paradox''': Yes that is wight.
-->'''Jaden''': But I'm harmless! I couldn't destroy anything!
-->'''Paradox''': Cowwection! I think that you'll find that [[Anime/YuGiOhGX you]] [[TakeThat destwoyed Yugioh's cwedibility]]!
* The TakeThat to 3D effects.
-->'''[=LittleKuriboh=]''': We at Yugioh Abridged like to apologize for the lack of 3D content in this movie, however we like to think this is totally justified since 3D is bullsh*t and adds absolutely nothing to the cinema experience. So please, enjoy your 2D movie. Because it's cheaper and much less obnoxious.
* An unexpected cameo...
-->'''Yusei''': Jack look out!
-->'''Jack''': CROW LOOK OUT!
-->'''Crow''': [[SuperMarioBros Wario]] look out!
-->''*Wario comes in behind everyone on his motorcycle*''
-->'''[[SuperSmashBrosBrawl Wario]]''': Imma gonna win!
* Crow is wondering why Yusei's card was stolen in the first place.
-->'''Yusei''': Probably to humiliate me in front of my girlfriend.
-->'''Akiza''': Oh don't be silly Yusei. You know I'd never be emb-
-->'''Yusei''': For the last time, I'm dating a motorcycle!
-->'''Akiza''': But why date a motorcycle when you could have me?
-->'''Yusei''': Tell her Jack.
-->'''Jack''': GIRLS ARE SMELLY.
-->'''Yusei''': He's right. They are.
* Jaden and Yusei search the Internet.
-->'''Jaden''': Oh my God!
-->'''Yusei''': [[HeadTiltinglyKinky Is that woman doing what I think she's doing?]]
-->'''Jaden''': I forgot I bookmarked 2 Dark Magician Girls, 1 Pot of Greed.
* Jack telling Yusei to summon his junk warrior on Paradox.
-->'''Jack''': YUSEI! WHIP OUT YOUR JUNK!
-->'''Yusei''': [[FlatWhat What??]]
-->'''Jack''': WARRIOR! YOUR JUNK WARRIOR!
-->''*A few seconds later*''
-->'''Jack''': GOOD! NOW WHIP OUT YOUR JUNK AND WAVE IT AT HIM!
-->'''Yusei''':[[RunningGag What????]]
-->'''Jack''': ''WARRIOR!''
* "I'm Franchise/{{Batman}}!"-Jaden
* The intro to the movie.
** Yes. The first four minutes--beginning with the original Yugioh cast doing an old-timey "let's go down to the lobby" style jingle, getting interrupted by the 5Ds cast doing a Death Metal extravaganza, half of which consists of threatening the audience should they commit disorderly conduct while the other half is them gloating over how they now have your money, and then moving into Yusei's nightmare (see the first entry under the film for details) may be the funniest opening four minutes to any comedy movie, EVER.
** To give credit where credit is due, this sequence is a copy of the opening sequence to [[WesternAnimation/AquaTeenHungerForce Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters]]. Doesn't make it any less hilarious to see Yusei telling the audience that Satan will rain hot acid down their throats, dissolve their testicles and turn their guts into snakes if they videotape the movie they are about to see.
*** If you sell this movie on [=eBay=]... Yusei will '''[[DisproportionateRetribution BREAK INTO YOUR HOUSE AND TEAR YOUR WIFE IN HALF!]]'''
* Yugi very slowly telling Yusei that they are going to play a card game on the ground and not on a motorcycle. Then goes on to say that he doesn't want Yusei to try and ride his duel disk.
-->'''Yami''': Now Yusei, I should point out that this card game is not going to take place on a motorcycle. I hope you understand that. I don't want you to try to- ride on your duel disk or something. We're just going to be standing firmly on the ground-
-->'''Yusei''': I know how to duel.
-->'''Yami''': Well okay then.
* Yusei's reaction whenever Paradox cuts out on him.
-->'''Yusei''': I totally won that duel back there.
* Paradox telling the Pwwotangonists about his intentions:
-->'''Yusei''': Paradox. Why are you trying to destroy the world?
-->'''Paradox''': I'm not trying to destroy the world. I'm trying to save it.
-->'''Yusei''': NOT IF WE CAN STOP YOU-- wait, what?
-->'''Paradox''': In the future, the world as we know it has been destroyed. Humanity's ignorance has made the world become wavvaged, and wifeless.
-->'''Yami''': 'Wavvaged' and 'Wifeless'?
-->'''Jaden''': But how? Was it global warming?
-->'''Yusei''': Nuclear war?
-->'''Paradox''': No, none of those things happened. What destroyed the world was.... ''caaaaarrrrdddd gaaaaammmmeeeessss''.
-->'''Yusei''': ''[[FlatWhat What?]]''
-->'''Paradox''': That riiigghhttt. Caaardddd gaaammmesss.
-->'''Yusei''': You're serious.
-->'''Paradox''': Yesssss. Veerrryyy.
-->'''Yusei''': ''How?''
-->'''Paradox''': What?
-->'''Yusei''': How did Card Games destroy the world?
-->'''Paradox''': Well, I wasn't actually there, but I heard that someone played a card game and then BOOM! End of the world. It totally happened. Just like I said. Card Game- BOOM! Everyone dead.
* Yami's and Yusei's reaction to finding out that they would either have to lose Card Games or the Entire world:
-->'''Paradox''': It's either I destroy the card game, or the entire world destroys itself. It is as simple as that.
-->'''Yami''': Hmmm... The entire world... or card games. Tough choice.
-->'''Yusei''': There ''is'' no choice. Without card games, this world isn't worth living in.
* Jaden's introduction.
-->'''Jaden''': My name's Jaden Yuki, and I'm absolutely flawless.
-->'''*Absolutely Flawless'''
-->'''Yusei''': Stop being happy.
-->'''Jaden''': Aint no one in the world as fly as me.
-->'''Yusei''': I'm serious. Stop it.
-->'''Jaden''': Bitches line up just to get a glimpse at my sweet moves.
-->'''Yusei''': [[CutHisHeartOutWithASpoon I'm going to tear the happy right out of your soul]].
-->'''Jaden''': Come on homie, don't be a playa hater.
-->'''Yusei''': I'm ''not'' a player hater. I ''just hate you''.
** Jaden then goes on to troll Yusei about having not grown up on the streets like Yusei.
-->'''Jaden''': I go to a kickass school that teaches us how to play trading cards! We get to sleep on warm comfortable beds and get served food whenever we want... awww it's a good life!
-->'''Yusei''': Well just look at all the f*cks I give!
* [[NinjaPirateZombieRobot Pirate]] [[UsefulNotes/AdolfHitler Hitler]].
* When Yusei and his friends first encounter Paradox.
-->'''Paradox:''' PWOTAGONISTS!
-->'''Yusei:''' Wait, who's that?
-->'''Jack:''' I don't know but his hair is ''beautiful!''
* And while the delivery is what makes this line absolutely beautiful, Jack's reaction to the theft of Yusei's card bears quoting;
-->'''Jack:''' That guy stole your Stardust Dragon card! What a ''dick''! [[HypocriticalHumor I mean I know I did that in season one, but]]...''he's a dick!''
* Yami after Jaden's Rap.
-->'''Yami''': ''Wow'' Jaden! Way to get your ''lame'' on!
-->'''Jaden''': Actually, it's get your gam-
-->'''Yami''': I know what it is.
* Yusei confronts Paradox in Venice and makes some {{Brick Joke}}s.
-->'''Yusei''': Paradox.\\
'''Paradox''': Pwotagonist?!\\
'''Yusei''': I came--\\
'''Paradox''': What?!\\
'''Yusei''': --to the past.\\
'''Paradox''': Oh.\\
'''Yusei''': But I also had an orgasm.\\
'''Paradox''': Ewww!\\
'''Jaden''': Ha! Nice!
* Pegasus' song:
--> ''Welcome, all you foolish nerds/To the gayest spectacle in the world/I'm making a cameo in this movie/I'm much more fabulous in 3D...''
* After Paradox has been defeated:
-->'''Yami Yugi''': Huh... I think we may have just killed a man...
-->'''Yusei''': If anyone asks, Jaden did it!
-->'''Jaden''': Yeah--Wait, what?!
* In the end where Jaden blabs about Yami Yugi [[spoiler:dying at the end of his series]], they end up in subspace.
-->'''Yami''': Well, this is just fan-tucking-fastic, now we're stuck in subspace. Way to go Jaden.
-->'''Jaden''': It's not my fault, I thought spoilers were okay, it's been like ten years!
-->'''Yusei''': [[TemptingFate This really could not get much worse]].
-->'''[[spoiler:[[Anime/YuGiOhZexal Yuma]]]]''': [[NoIndoorVoice HEY GUYS]]!!! THIS SUBSPACE THING IS PRETTY EXTREME, HUH? TALK ABOUT POPFLYING!! GET SET TO GET DEAD MOTHERF*Bleep*CKERS, '''YEAH!!!'''
-->'''Yusei''': [[HypocriticalHumor What's wrong with his hair?]]
* Paradox tries to scare everyone by sending them to the Malific World, and all three ended up liking it.
--> '''Paradox:''' Stop being impwessed by the Mawific World!
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Music Videos]]
* The opening of "Brooklyn Rage":
-->'''Joey''': Okay Kaiba, this time I'm really gonna beat ya, and there's nothing you ca do about it!
-->'''Kaiba''': Please, Wheeler, I could defeat you with my hands tied behind my back. What makes you think you can win this time?
--> *music kicks in*
-->'''Joey''': Well, I'm glad you asked.
-->'''Kaiba''': O...kay, where the hell is that music coming from?
-->'''Joey''': Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh...
-->'''Kaiba''': ...Please tell me you're not going to sing.
-->'''Joey''': Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh...
-->'''Kaiba''': *quickly* Look, I'll pay you any amount of money right now if you ''don't sing''.
-->'''Joey''': Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh...*launches into song*
** And of course, the hook.
-->'''Joey''': Can't beat my, can't beat my, no they can't beat my Brooklyn Rage! [[CallBack I don't wanna be a furry]].
* The rap battle between [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HK-4JEETt88 Yugi and Jaden]], especially the ending.
-->'''Jaden''': Yugi! It's time...''(music cues up)'' to spit some rhymes!\\
'''Yugi''': Bring it on, Ja--wait, what? [[ThisIsGonnaSuck Oh, you have got to be f----ng kidding me]]...
** After the first "round"
--->'''Jaden''': ''(chuckle)'' That was a'ight. But [[JiveTurkey lemme lay somethin' fresh on ya]]!\\
'''Yugi''': Uh, Jaden? You're not black.
* The [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jnCcejkpjg full version]] of Little Kuriboh's take on Lady Gaga's "Bad Romance".
** Especially the "Why am I speaking French?" part.
**
---->'''Marik''': "Plus, we're both hot! Hot, hot, hot! We are quite sexy!
---->'''Florence''': "Marik, that doesn't rhyme."
---->'''Marik''': "Shut up, I am Lady Gaga!"
** "I like the silly noises!"
** "I'm an evil bitch, baby!"
** "Okay Marik, though I have to say I had no idea you were this keen to get into the Pharaoh's pants."
* Literal Pants.
** Chibi Little Man!
** ASS!
** "Fire fire fire, he's highly flammable"
** "Hello Marik I'm right behind you." "AND NOW I'M YELLING AT YOU!"
** "Fat, fat, fat, this guy is fat."
*** "I'm very fat."
** "Crouching, looking dapper, this song has gone down the crapper! Guest appearance by [[WebVideo/DragonBallAbridged Ghost Nappa!]]
*** ("Oh, by the way, [[CaptainObvious he's from Dragon Ball Z Abridged!"]])
* Rounding out the Lady Gaga parody trilogy [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KbqRPuQetY&feature=g-all-u Pharaoh's Throne]].
** And at the end
-->'''Theif King Bakura''': ''I have an army!''
-->'''Pharaoh Yami''': ''We have an [[spoiler: Exodia]].''
-->'''[[spoiler: Exodia]]''': [[spoiler: Exodia Smash!]]
* Hey I JUST MET YOU, AND THIS IS CRAZY, BUT I'M ESPA ROBA! WOULD YOU LIKE THIS BABY?!
* Marik's cover of [[Film/TheHunchbackOfNotreDame "Out There"]], which manages to also be a HeartwarmingMoment despite [[CrossesTheLineTwice crossing the line]] [[UpToEleven several times]]. Take this verse, which is [[LyricalDissonance complete with a sweeping crescendo]]:
-->''Every man will shout and scream and cry out for their wives,''
-->''[[RefugeInAudacity While I grab their babies and I punt them!]]''
-->''[[CrossesTheLineTwice If I could carve their skin,]]''
-->''[[DeadBabyComedy I'd torture every infant!]]''
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Evil Council]]
* The four times Marik held his Evil Council Of Doom.
** And the one time Melvin held it.
* Evil Council 1:
** Everyone getting off-track and talking about whether Pegasus is gay or not, and Marik desperately trying to keep everyone on topic.
--> '''Marik''': Silence! I command you all to shut the f[[SoundEffectBleep *eff*]]k up! We didn't come here to discuss Pegasus's ambiguous sexual orientation.
--> '''Zork''': I did.
--> '''Marik''': Shut up.
* Evil Council 3:
** Florence, Steve Luna, Steve Umbris, Zork and Rebecca's possessed teddy bear discussing ''Series/{{Lost}}'' before Marik comes in...
--->'''Marik''': ''[Enter]'' SILENCE!\\
'''Steve Umbris''': Yes, silence! Everybody [[WesternAnimation/AquaTeenHungerForce bow down to your digital ruler]]!\\
'''Steve Luna''': Bow down, muchachos!\\
'''Marik''': HEY! What part of "Silence!" don't you people understand?!\\
'''Steve Umbris''': The part where [[ThatMakesMeFeelAngry you apologize to us for having such a horrible attitude.]]\\
'''Steve Luna''': ''That'' part!\\
'''Marik''': Oh. Well...in that case, I'm...very sorry.\\
'''Steve Umbris''': That's much better. Please continue with your lame speech.\\
'''Marik''': Right, yes. Well, as I was saying...SILENCE!\\
'''Florence''': ...Marik, nobody was saying anything.\\
'''Marik''': It was a preemptive silence!\\
'''Florence''': Oh. So...you silence the silence. Good job.\\
'''Marik''': Yes! That silence didn't know what hit it!
** Then, when Dartz and his minions set their scheme in motion:
--->'''Dartz''': Mah fwiends, dere is only one way to defeat that dooshbag...we will dew him!\\
''(Uncomfortable silence)''\\
'''Rafael''': ...um, did you say "''do'' him"?\\
'''Dartz''': I said DEW HIM! What part of 'dew him' doncha understand, dooshbag!? We're gunnah dew him! Toogeda! All foh of us, we gunnah dew him! Dew him hard and thowowowy. We will dew him so hard dat he will feel it in the mo'ning when he wakes up!\\
'''Alister''': Um, boss? Are you serious?\\
'''Dartz''': Yes, you ayzhole! What, you want me to dew you, too?\\
'''Alister''': [[OhCrap No sir]]!\\
'''Dartz''': Then keep yo' mouth shut, mayn! Okay, mayn?! Yeah. So we're gunnah duew him...[[Anime/YuGiOh5Ds on motuhcycles]]!\\
'''Valon''': Won't that be kind of...uncomfortable?\\
'''Dartz''': ''(legitimately confused)'' What the '''''[[SoundEffectBleep (EFF)]]''''' are you talking about, mayn?\\
'''Rafael''': Yeah, I...I don't wanna do anybody on a motorbike--\\
'''Dartz''': Dueeeew!\\
'''Rafael''': ...[[FridgeHorror are you saying "do" or "duel"]]?\\
'''Dartz''': DUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW!!!\\
'''Rafael''': ...so, you want us to do Marik?\\
'''Dartz''': Yes! And I will stand here and watch you dew him!\\
''({{Beat}})''\\
'''Alister''': Well, okay then...[[SureLetsGoWithThat let's go...do...Marik...I guess]]...\\
'''Dartz''': Dew him, dooshbags! THOWOWOWY!
*** It comes back as a BrickJoke at the end of the video:
---->'''Marik''': GAAAAH! I AM 100% STRAIGHT! HONESTLY!\\
'''Alister''': ...so, can we do you now?\\
'''Marik''': GET OUT OF MY HOTEL ROOM!
* Evil Council 4:
** Steve Luna's flow is SeriousBusiness:
--->'''Steve Luna''': Jimmy Crack Corn and I don't care, Jimmy Crack Corn and I don't care, Jimmy Crack Corn and I don't care~\\
'''Florence''': Well if you don't care then please stop bloody telling us about it!\\
'''Steve Luna''': Man, don't be ruining my flow!\\
'''Florence''': Your flow is of no concern to me! I simply wish for you to shut your mouth hole before I nail it shut!
** Melvin's Entrance:
--->'''Florence:''' Uh, oh! Hello, um, Melvin. Fancy meeting you here. Actually I think we were all rather expecting Marik.
--->'''Melvin:''' Oh, really? Are you disappointed?
--->'''Florence:''' I believe "terrified" would be more appropriate.
--->'''Steve Luna:''' Like a Boss!
--->'''Florence:''' Shut up you fool, or he'll kill you where you stand!!!
** Zorc singing 'Destroy the World' to the tune of ''A Whole New World'' from ''Disney/{{Aladdin}}''.
** Dartz is going after...something else...
--->'''Dartz:''' Here's what we're gunnah do, mayn. We're gonna find Yuu-gay Mowtoe, and we're gunnah take his deeck.\\
''([[{{Beat}} Uncomfortable silence ensues.]])''\\
'''Rafael:''' [[FlatWhat What.]]\\
'''Dartz:''' His deeck! You know mayn, his deeck. We awl got deecks. You got a deeck, I got a deeck, Hell, I could whip out my deeck right now and show you!\\
'''Rafael:''' NO, NO, NO. Please don't, I'll just trust that it's there.\\
'''Zombie Boy:''' Uh... is he saying deck or ''*BEEP*''?\\
'''Valon:''' Eh, sometimes it's best not to ask.\\
'''Dartz:''' Now itís crucial that you guys donít '''''[[SoundEffectBleep (EFF)]]''''' this up. So I want you to cwose yoh eyes and imagine that yoh standing in front of Yuu-gay Mowtoe.\\
'''Rafael:''' ''(kneeling)'' Okay, now what?\\
'''Dartz:''' Now, reach out and gwab his deeck.\\
'''Rafael:''' [[OhCrap Oh, no]].\\
'''Dartz:''' And [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything pull it towards you]].\\
'''Rafael:''' Oh, this canĎt be happening.\\
'''Dartz:''' Then I want you to cut his deeck into three pieces!\\
'''Rafael:''' [[ShareTheMalePain Mother of God]]!\\
'''Dartz:''' And each of you will take Manga/OnePiece of his deeck and twavel to a different part of the planet. And then his deeck will belong to us!\\
'''Rafael:''' Uh, is...is that it? Can we open our eyes now?\\
'''Dartz:''' No, man. Thereís one more part to the pwan.\\
'''Rafael:''' [[ThisIsGonnaSuck Of course there is]].\\
'''Dartz:''' Next, we gonna take Mai Vawentineís deeck!\\
''(Raphael vomits)''
*** Makes for a BrickJoke / [[TheStinger Stinger]]:
---->'''Yugi''': ''(answering the phone)'' Hello? Yes, this is Yugi Moto. ...you wanna take my ''what?!'' No! That's disgusting! ...what do you mean "Does Mai Valentine have one"?!
* This part from the third Evil Council video:
-->'''Marik:''' I'm not gay! [Bakura laughs] What? What's so funny?
-->'''Bakura:''' Come on, Marik, we all know!
-->'''Marik:''' Know what?
-->'''Rex:''' Uh, heheh, yeah, we know.
-->'''Weevil:''' Heheh, yeah, we know.
-->'''Pegasus:''' I definitely know!
-->'''Marik:''' Know what? What the hell does everybody know?
-->'''Bakura:''' Marik, I believe it's time you came out of the closet.
-->'''Marik:''' Oh, what, just because a guy likes to dress effeminately and hang around with another extremely attractive man and read yaoi and flaunt his gorgeous abs and stroke a phallic symbol suggestively in every other scene, that automatically makes him gay?!
-->'''Bakura:''' ...Kinda.
-->'''Marik:''' You're all pricks!
-->'''Bakura:''' Well no ''wonder'' you like us so much!
* '''Marik''': "There are no women in Yu-Gi-Oh! There are only extremely girly men! And I am the girliest of them all!"
** '''Pegasus''': "Keeeep, telling yourself that!"
* Evil Council 5 in it's entirety, when it's not being a TearJerker that is:
-->'''Pegasus''': (breaking up an argument between Marik and Bakura) Girls, girls, you're both very pretty... But try as you might, you'll never be as pretty as me.
* Shadyvox and xthedarkone make a cameos later as Jaden and Syrus and its as funny as you would think
-->'''Jaden''': Gentlemen, the hour is upon us. We must make ready our dark forces and ride forth to slaughter our enemies. All those who oppose me shall die. Are there any questions?
-->(a Dr. Crustatio, a lobster plush pops up)
-->'''Dr. Crustatio''': (Jadenís voice, only higher) Gee, Jaden, do you think we have time to go to the bathroom first?
-->'''Jaden''': I thought I told to go before we left, Dr. Crustatio!
-->'''Dr. Crustatio''': I know, but I just got so excited, I drank all the orange juice.
-->'''Jaden''': Who the hell brought orange juice?
-->(a walrus plush comes up on the other side)
-->'''Walrus''': (Jadenís voice, only deeper) Sorry, Jaden, I though this was a picnic.
-->'''Jaden''': Dammit, guys, how is anybody gonna take us seriously as an evil force if youíre all being so unprofessional!?
-->(Syrus walks in)
-->'''Syrus''': Hey, Jaden. Have you seen all my- Oh my God! What is all this? A-are those your dolls?
-->'''Jaden''': NOTHING! No-no-nothing! Go away! And KNOCK next time before you see the nothing that I was doing!
* Marik summarizing the term AntiHero:
-->'''Marik''': Kaiba's not really a villain anyway. He's more of an anti-hero. And that's the worst kind of hero there is! They give us villains a ''good'' name!
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Unsorted]]
* A real life moment of funny at Youmacon 2009, and doubling as Creator/WayneGrayson's CrowningMomentOfAwesome -- one-upping LK not once, but ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVWmmv-EQmU twice]]''!
-->'''Little Kuriboh''': It's nice to know that Joey is loved in various areas. ''({{Beat}})'' [[OhCrap Wait a second]]--\\
'''Wayne Grayson''': ThatsWhatSheSaid!
* The first Christmas special was absolutely hilarious.
-->'''Kaiba:''' Happy Hannukah.
* ''Zorc and Pals'':
--> '''Bakura''': What sort of time do you call this?
--> '''Zorc''': ...time to DESTROY THE WORLD!
--> ''(Uproarious canned laughter from audience)''
* The entirety of the episode "What Would Yugi Do?"
* The anime convention episode. Especially with the mentions of hopscotch and badgers.
--> '''Yugi''': Rule #5: You must be registered and have a badge to enter main events and rooms. This will be enforced by the staff members and badgers.
--> '''Tristan''': Holy [[SoundEffectBleep (bleep)]] on a [[SoundEffectBleep (bleep)]] sandwich! This convention is run by badgers!
--> '''Joey''': That explains everything!
--> '''Tristan''': Give us back our hopscotch, you evil badgers!
** [[WeeblAndBob Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger...]]
* '''Tristan''': "Who's smexy now, bitch?"
* Joey and Kaiba's "smexy" argument.
* '''Tea''': (thinking) "I wonder if I should get a haircut that ''doesn't'' make my head look like a cardboard box with features."
** * while wrapped in a blanket Tea thinks to herself* Soon I'll be a beautiful butterfly, and then Yugi will love me.
* "Joey Vs. Door: Round 2".
** Also:
--->'''Joey''': Go yiff yourself, Kaiba!
--->'''Kaiba''': *walks off* Whatever ''that'' means.
--->'''Joey''': Nyeh, Google Image it, ya jerk!
* '''Yami''': *while looking at Kaiba's nose he thinks to himself* "Look at the size of that nose! It's like the animators didn't even care!"
* '''Duke''': *while hanging off the side of Kaiba's blimp* Oh my god I'm gonna die! I can't believe I'm gonna die on a show about f*cking card games!
* BROOKLYN RAGE! BROOKLYN RAAAAGGGEEE!
* REJECTED!
* "Because... shut up."
* Screw the rules, I have green hair!
* The opening of the other abrigded movie.
--> [[{{Mondegreen}} "Corn on my mouth, Moe's soup machine..."]]
** Yugi running away from (apparently) Kemo with Gary Stu: "I really gotta quit smoking."
* Whenever the Dark Magician makes an appearance, one of the "[[{{Newgrounds}} Magical Trevor]]" songs is played. [[note]]For the record, this has happened in Episodes 13 (against the Paradox Brothers), 22 (against Duke Devlin), and 35 (flashback-- against Arcana)[[/note]].
* When they're being chased by the giant boulder, comparing it with the [=4KiDS=] dialogue makes it a lot funnier.
** [=4KiDS=] version:
--->'''Yugi''': It got Bakura!
--->'''Tťa''': Oh no!
** Abridged Series version:
--->'''Yugi''': It got Bakura!
--->'''Tťa''': GOOD!
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WziyFLzOS_4 The Vagina Monologues.]] Not for the easily offended-- a redub of the first episode, except it replaces certain words with... [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin yeah]]. ''[[CrossesTheLineTwice It must be seen to be believed.]]'' (Made even funnier by the fact that everyone's trying to ''not'' burst into laughter while doing it and failing multiple times!)
** "I'm here for your vagina, old man, and I won't take 'no' for an answer! Now GIVE IT TO ME!"
*** "That Kaiba kid needs a vagina." "BIG VAGINA!"
** "Big brother! Is it time for my vagina yet?"
** "No! It's because the vagina makes no sense and no one can figure out how to [[AccidentalInnuendo do it."]]
** "SCREW THE VAGINA, I HAVE A VAGINA!"
** "My vagina's pretty crazy, too! I'm thinking about shaving it!"
** "Hey, My vagina's missing"
** My grandpa's vagina has no pathetic vagina, Kaiba, except maybe for vagina, but it also has a vagina!
** [[CallingYourAttacks Vagina... Vagina!!!]]
** [[CrossesTheLineTwice "In that case, why not just tear up every vagina in the whole world?!"]]
*** "And Martin ([=LittleKuriboh=]) [[{{Corpsing}} dies]]."
** [[AmusingInjuries "For some reason, playing a card game has caused my vagina to become severely injured."]]
** "Holy Ra! Real vaginas!"
** "Gentlemen, everything is going according to my vagina."
** "No wonder your vagina is never around!"
** "Wait a minute, my vagina's been injured so you're going to steal my vagina and go play Vagina with your arch-vagina?"
* CARDGAMES ON MOTORCYCLES!!!
** VAGINAS ON MOTORCYCLES!!!
* From the April Fool's Day 2010 video:
--> '''Yusei:''' Jack.
--> '''Jack:''' WHAT IS IT YUSEI?!!
--> '''Yusei:''' I came....
--> '''Jack:''' ...
--> '''Yusei:''' [[HoYay (laughs)]]
--> '''Jack:''' WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!!!
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XU-nKVzCpss The epic duel between LittleKuriboh and Dan Green.]]
* "Next time, on a very special episode of Zorc and Pals:"
-->'''Bakura:''' Zorc, what's wrong? You haven't destroyed the world today!
-->'''Zorc:''' I have a terminal disease!
-->'''Bakura:''' No! What about our adopted daughter? Who's going to take care of her?
-->'''Zorc:''' She also has a terminal disease!
* From the "Silent Night" video, Joey punching Tristan complete with a [[StreetFighter "SHORYUKEN!"]] sound effect.
* Before CerebusSyndrome set in, completely killing the joke:
-->"We are the Rare Hunters! My name is Steve! These are my associates! They are also called Steve!
* LK's review of the first volume of the Yu-Gi-Oh Manga. All of it.
* The conclusion of the identity of Kaiba's father. Featuring [[Anime/DragonBallZ Frieza]].
* The ending of the ''Film/{{Inception}}'' trailer parody:
-->'''Kaiba:''' I've got my ego under control.
-->''Cut to Kaiba jumping down from his dragon shaped jet onto a crowded stadium wearing a jetpack''
-->'''Joey:''' ...I'd hate to see it ''out'' of control.
* The Deleted Scenes Montage, especially the part where we're shown Joey's thought process, even though it doesn't really do him any god, or the part where Tristan found the remote to Duke's theme music.
--->'''Tristan''': ''(The Pokemon theme plays)'' I don't even know what that is!
** The Eff Hole:
--->'''Bakura''': Kiss my arse, Marik!
--->'''Marik''': But there's poop down there!
*** The story behind this one was even funnier. In 2010, members of TeamFourStar were asked if any of them voiced any characters in bed. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgooMHGVtL8 Here's a video of LittleKuriboh's response. Needless to say, it's NSFW]]
** The consequences of too many TeamFourStar references.
--->'''Yugi''': Tristan, we don't take too kindly to references to abridged series not made by Littlekuriboh around here. People who do tend to mysteriously have their kneecaps broken.
--->'''Yugi''': With a wrench.
--->'''Yugi''': Specifically, this wrench! *holds up large wrench*
** Then, [[BrickJoke later]], after Tristan makes yet another reference:
--->'''Yugi''': Omigosh! Who could have broken Tristan's kneecaps?
--->'''Yugi''': With a wrench.
--->'''Yugi''': Specifically, this wrench! *holds up large wrench*
* EVERYTHING about Concrete Giraffes... [[spoiler: if you know about Franchise/TheSlenderManMythos]].
-->[[spoiler:Slender Man]]: Hey, Bakura, how's it hangin'?
-->'''Marik''': Wait, wait. You two know eachother?
-->'''Bakura''': Unfortunately...
-->[[spoiler:Slender Man]]: We were college roommates.
-->'''Bakura''': Yes. We used to get crunk and pick up chicks, as the saying goes.
-->{Cut to Bakura and [[spoiler:Slendy]] in a dance club, while the song [[spoiler:Twenty Dollars]] plays}
** "Uh Gay Elephant Noise?"
* Most of the "Ishtar Family Christmas" video. Including the TakeThat at card games on motorcycles.
--> '''Jack Atlas''': [[NoIndoorVoice I GOT HIM A MOTORCYCLE, SO THAT ONE DAY HE CAN PLAY CARD GAMES ON IT!]]
--> '''Joseph''': Card games on motor-
--> '''Yami''': ''Don't.''
** [[spoiler: [[Franchise/TheSlenderManMythos Slendy]]'s]] cameo. ''"Excuse me, is this the Jesus residence?"''
** The ending:
---> '''Hank''': Okay Billy, time to open your present.
---> '''Malik''': Let's see...oh, I wonder what's in this long, snake-shaped one?
---> '''Hank''': Did you try rattling it?
---> '''Malik''': Yes, but it just started hissing at me...rather like a snake.
---> '''Hank''': Maybe it's the Buzz Lightyear you always wanted.
---> '''Malik''': Oh boy! I always wanted Buzz Ligtye AAAAAAAAAAAH! IT'S NOT BUZZ LIGHTYEAR! IT'S A SNAKE!
---> '''Hank''': Say hello to Cornileous the Secooooooooooooond!
* From the third Naruto Abridged parody video:
--> "Shhh, I'm trying hear the nudity."
* From the Snot Him video. Not so much the video itself, but the comments about it. A lot of fans were surprised to discover that the Hair Guy has a name!
* ''EPIC SMUG FACE''
* The entirety of his newest video, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-oWsXfRPVM Neko Porno]]. It [[CrossesTheLineTwice crosses the line so many times that there isn't even a line anymore,]] but I'll be damned if it isn't one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Specifically though:
** Marik reading the suggestion for the video in a monotone
** Bakura and Marik having the conversation about what happened the last time Bakura's email was given out in public. "The fanart" indeed.
** The random scene changes. "Stick it right in my-" "BEAVER WARRIOR!"
** Marik saying "Oh no I di'int" to Kaiba.
** The fanfiction police officer, Ushio.
** "This is the best fake sex I've never ''not'' had!"
** Kaiba and Yugi meet "Akefia" in the OOC-prison.
---> '''Akefia:''' Shall I compare thee to a summer's duel?
* Marik Plays Bloodlines. All of it.
** His reason for playing the game, [[spoiler:because Bakura is a bitch.]]
--->'''[[spoiler:Bakura]]''': [[spoiler:Shut your buggering face!]]
** The entirety of Part 4, specifically the fight at the beach house.
---> *(When fighting with a baseball bat)"Hey check it out: [[{{Pun}} Vampire Bat!]] Hah! It's funny because I broke his legs."
---> *"Oh hey, a car stereo. Hey, do you guys mind if I borrow this?"( Is attacked)"Gaaahh! A simple yes would have sufficed! Holy Crap, they really like their car stereo!"
---> *"Vampire Punching Power! Yeah, now you are a fridge magnet!"
---> *"Ahhh! Stop hitting me! I am glowing orange! That means no hitting!"
---> *"Hey batta, batta, batta, batta, batta, swing batta! And now a moment of silence for Wrestling/JohnCena."
---> *"And that is why nobody messes with Marik Ish-" (Is shot) "Ow! Stop messing with me you jerk! You ruined the flow of my catchy catch-phrase!"
---> *[[{{LargeHam}} "I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M HITTING YOU!"]]
* Kaiba's [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_eUHs_HXow Winning]].
* [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 Meet the]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yf0O7hMbSSo Kaiba]]
** Yugi and Yami get Heavy's voice while Kaiba gets Scout's, in a reference to one episode's [[TheStinger Stinger]]. Unfortunately Kaiba doesn't reprise "BONK! I broke your stupid crap!", but they recuperate that:
---> '''Yami:''' WHAT'S THAT SANDVICH? KILL THEM ALL?! ''(whips out Exodia)'' '''GOOD IDEA!'''
---> '''Kaiba:''' OH GEEZ!
*** And after he wins, Mokuba [[BreakingTheFourthWall calls out to the audience]]:
----> '''Mokuba:''' Can you feel ze Schadenfreude?
** [[ThePowerOfFriendship Tea]] is replaced by the Administrator, so when she's talking about friendship we get a hilarious OutOfCharacterMoment:
---> '''Tea:''' You have failed me... ''with your friendships!''
*** Then, a few seconds later:
---> '''Tea:''' ''Kill him!'' Slaughter him like a ''dog!''
** Tristan is "voiced" by [[TheUnintelligible Pyro]].
** When Yami shows up, we get this:
--> '''Kaiba:''' [[ItMakesSenseInContext Hey look! You shapeshifted into a dead guy!]]
** The ending. Just the ending
--> '''Pegasus's Henchman (As Soldier):''' That was an amazing killing spree...''BY THE OTHER TEAM!!''
--> '''Pegasus (As Demoman):''' I'm drunk!
* YGO 5Ds One Shot
** Akiza assuming Yusei's suggestive comments are about her (spoiler alert: it's about his bike).
** The Sound Check
--> '''Yusei:''' One night we were set to preform in front of the entire world, but then, we experienced some... technical difficulties...
-->''([[{{Flashback}} Two Years Ago, A Cityscape is seen]])''
--> '''Yusei:''' [[IsThisThingOn Okay! Mic Check!]] Testing, testing, one two three! Jack, you wanna check your mic?
--> '''Jack Atlas''': [[NoIndoorVoice OKAY!]] TESTING TESTING ONE TWO ''(Massive PillarOfLight destroys city)'' [[StuffBlowingUp THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE]] ''(PillarOfLight is now shooting off into space)''
-->''(Present Day)''
--> '''Yusei:''' The Strange Part was that [[UpToEleven his microphone wasn't even plugged in.]] It was the worst night of our lives.\\
'''Rally''': Because the city was destro--\\
'''Yusei''': [[SkewedPriorities Because none of us got laid! Nobody wanted to sleep with us because they were all too busy burning to death]]!
*** It happens again.
--->'''Announcer''': ''(on television)'' And now, [[EvenTheGuysWantHim ladies and gentlemen, I give you the man who ruined all other men for you]]...JACK ATLAS!\\
'''Jack Atlas''': ''(on television)'' TESTING TESTING ONE TWO THREEEEEEEEE--''(TV explodes)''\\
'''Yusei''': You guys owe me a new TV.\\
'''Tank''': But that was ''our'' TV--\\
'''Yusei''': I don't care!
** The one-man production of {{Hamlet}} on a motorcycle. Starring Jack Atlas.
--->'''Jack''': TO BE, OR NOT TO BE--ON A MOTORCYCLE! THAT IS THE QUESTION!
** The multiple captions [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial denying that Neo Domino City in any way resembled]] [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII Midgar]]
--> '''No moogles here man'''.
** The TakeThat against GX:
-->'''Jack''': YUSEI SAID YOU WERE TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD WITH DARKNESS.
-->'''Godwin''': Please, Jack, everybody knows darkness doesn't work, they tried that in season 4 of GX.
-->'''Jack''': THERE WAS A SEASON 4?
** The band Jack forms at the end made up of the loudest characters, with Espa Roba, Naruto and ''Lanipator''.
*** [[EarWorm "WOULD YOU LIKE THIS BABY? (I'm Lanipator) WOULD YOU LIKE IT, OOOOH?"]]
* "Mokuba was supposed to be there with me, but he had been kidnapped for the fiftieth time that week so his seat was empty."
** LittleKuriboh even saw fit to put together a montage of a few scenes in which he was kidnapped.
--> Kaiba [thinking]: Hmm. Perhaps I should consider keeping him on a leash.
* [=NyyyyyyyyyyyyyyYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEH=]! ... [[TinyToonAdventures The Audience is from Brooklyn]].
* Kemo's famous line: "Attention, duelists! ''My hair is assaulting you!''"
** And when Kemo and bandit Keith meet:
--->'''Keith''': I have ten star chips! In America!\\
'''Kimo''': My hair is inviting you to enter!\\
'''Keith''': Man, that guy sure likes talking about his hair.\\
'''Kimo''': Man, that guy sure likes talking about America.
* The [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0GpeXAsIKY one-shot]] LittleKuriboh made for charity, spoofing Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion. It may not be part of the actual series, but it starts being hilarious at about 10 seconds in, and stays that way for the rest of the video. Complete with [[spoiler: [[Franchise/TheSlendermanMythos Slender Man]] ]] as the Third Angel.
** Special mention goes to Gendo channeling [[TheSimpsons Mr. Burns]]. Also a bit of a CrowningMomentOfAwesome for LittleKuriboh, who managed to so flawlessly imitate Mr. Burns' voice that you'd think he actually got Henry Shearer to play him.
-->'''Gendo''': (''to Shinji''): Who the devil are you?
-->'''Shinji''': I want a robot!
-->'''Gendo''': Smithers! Release the hounds!
-->'''Fuyutsuki/Smithers''': Sir! This is your ''son''!
-->'''Gendo''': Oh, of course it is! How foolish of me...ha ha I must be getting old! Now where was I? Ah yes...Smithers! Release the hounds!
* Melvin's "hugs".
-->'''Melvin:''' Now, who wants a hug?\\
'''Tristan:''' I do!\\
'''Yami:''' Tristan, no! He's just going to stab you or something!\\
'''Melvin:''' Don't listen to him, Tristan. He just wants all the hugs to himself.
* The [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCJ7WAAzznM&list=UU2NU0s1H0p9N4jvF7qV59vA&index=1&feature=plcp Marik Plays Portal]] video for [=MomoCon=] is hilarious. Especially when [[VideoGame/{{Portal}} GLaDOS]] meets Marik.
-->'''[=GLaDoS=]''': Oh, it's ''you''.\\
'''Marik''': Who the frig are you?\\
'''[=GLaDOS=]''': ImYourWorstNightmare.\\
'''Marik''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint You're me without a fabulous bottom?]]\\
'''[=GLaDOS=]''': Okay, I'm your second worst nightmare.\\
'''Marik''': You're a buffalo?\\
'''[=GLaDOS=]''': Never mind.
** BE LESS BRITISH!
* Anything about ''Creator/MichaelBay's Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged''. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffmDz4pSaFE Describing it doesn't do it justice]].
** [[StuffBlowingUp Tristan keeps exploding]].
** Kaiba being the OnlySaneMan. Until it turns out [[spoiler: he's an alien.]]
*** At which point Yami [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere gives him the most casual mind crush ever.]]
* ''Yami Plays VideoGame/{{Fallout 3}}''.
** [On the Pip-Boy 3000] "That's the worst excuse for a Duel Disk I have ever seen".
** During the in-game birthday party, there's this little exchange after Yami's character refuses to give up the cake on his character's tenth birthday:
--> '''Yami:''' Oh yeah? Well I summon the Winged Dragon of- Wait, what are you, what are you doing?! No! Put down the fists! This isn't a card game, what is this?! Somebody disqualify this child!!
** Yami calling out "Mind Crush!" everytime he makes a kill.
--> '''Yami:''' [[BoomHeadshot *shoots guard's head clean off*]] Boom! Mindcru- Oh. [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill Went a little heavy on the mind crush that time]].
** Yami repeating the phrase "Does this bug you?" while he punches the Overseer until he kills him.
** After Yami's character leaves the cold, unfeeling hole in the ground which was the Vault, what he sees the outside is..... a cold, unfeeling wasteland.
** Yami blaming Megaton's destruction on Jaden.~
*** "It's OK. [[RunningGag They owed me money.]]"
** [[WaxingLyrical This]] [[FilkSong little]] [[{{Music/Gotye}} bit]]:
--> '''Yami:''' But you didn't have to kill my dad, punch him in the face until his skull broke into pieces. I don't even need your Vault,but you treat me like a stranger and it's all your fault. No you didn't have to stoop so low, have security beat me with nightsticks and cockroaches.Guess that I don't need that though, now you're just a vault-dweller I used to know.
** After a video with repeated references to LiamNeeson's "I don't know who you are" speech on ''{{Taken}}'', we see the clip of that same speech...with Marik at the other end of the phone call.
--->'''Marik''': ...this is the worst phone sex line I ever called.
* ''Marik plays VideoGame/{{Slender}}''.
** This little bit after Marik gets the first page
--> '''Marik:''' [[Creator/ChrisCrocker LEAVE SLENDERMAN ALONE! HE'S A HUMAN! WITH NO FACE!!]]
** Marik and Bakura arguing about [[Main/StarWars Endor]] until Slendy interjects.
** Slender Man calling out "Hey guys!" and trying to add into Marik and Bakura's conversations whenever they run into him.
** Marik remarking on being in the bathroom so long almost like a woman would, until Bakura replies that Marik wakes up at 5 in the morning to apply his own make-up.
--> '''Marik:''' Man, I've been in the bathroom for about 5 hours now. What am I, a woman? *Laughs* Isn't that right, Bakura? They take ages in the bathroom don't they?
--> '''Bakura:''' Marik, you always wake up at 5 in the morning to apply your make-up.
--> '''Marik:''' THAT'S IMPORTANT!! How do you expect me to look evil and intimidating if I haven't at least applied my foundation?
--> '''Bakura:''' Yes, it certainly makes you look "the part".
** Marik trying to sing the Slender theme song in the style of the [[WesternAnimation/SpiderMan1967 60's cartoon Spider-Man]], only to have Slendy interject to help them sing his theme.
** After the second encounter, we have this:
--> '''Marik:''' Give me an F! Give me an R! Give me an I! Give me a G! Give me a N! Give me an O! What does that spell? Frig no, you friggin frig!!
--> '''Slender Man:''' Bye guys!
** Marik breaking into song throughout the video.
** Marik's RunningGag on drinking his own piss
* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gQ9Gx0BYmQ The Vagina Monologues Episode 2]]''. Like the first one, if they said "Vagina" a couple times it would have been funny. But the fact that they just ''keep on saying it'' made it hilarious. Complete with the highly-contagious laughter of Creator/ErinFitzgerald.
** "Hey, Yug. Tristan's vagina taught me a valuable lesson today..."
** "I ''love'' watching the vagina channel!"
** "Vagina Kingdom"
** "I don't even get a training vagina?"
** "Wait a minute, how do I do the vagina?"
** "Oh man, his vagina's even more powerful than mine!"
** "Hey Weevil, check it out. My vagina's horny."
** "And in order to get you to enter the vagina, I'm going to force you enter a vagina game. Win in fifteen minutes, and I'll release your vagina."
** "You can see into my vagina!?"
** "These vaginas battled with real vaginas and real vaginas. So as you can imagine, it was a great deal more exciting than the watered down vagina I created."
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0IihzFoUlI Yu-Gi-Oh: The Ebonics'd Series]]. It has to be seen to be believed.
** "Da Blue Peeps Whitey Dragon."
** Tristian's mother truckin' voice is a "fine ass madness."
** "Time is spelled with a Y."
** "Kaiba, if you really wish ta know...then '''jive''' to the hand!"
** "I'm here for your Blue Peeps old [[NWordPrivileges n-OOOOOH]] I'm her for your Blue Peeps old N-WORD! And I won't take 'NAAAH' for an answer...
*** "NAAAH."
* Marik plays [[VideoGame/SlenderTheArrival Slender: The Arrival]]. You can view it [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6DP-PXNzvE here]].
** During the intro of the game, Marik feels like he's watching Series/TheXFiles and suddenly breaks into singing the theme song.
** While Marik is walking through the forest, he remarks that he doesn't need a compass and that if he is ever in trouble, he just needs to shout [[SayMyName "BAKURA!!!!!"]]
** Marik complaining about how many trees there are in the beginning part.
--> '''Marik:''' Thank you, Mr. Tree-Planter. Dick!
** Marik remarking on how it's easy to break into a friend's house in the middle of the night and decides to call out for a party:
--> '''Marik:''' (shouting outside the house window) Party at Slender Man's house!
--> *Few seconds later*
--> '''Marik:''' (shouts outside the window again) If you're coming to the party, then bring Cheetos!
** When Marik sees a piano, we get this exchange:
--> '''Marik:''' Oh hey, a piano. I can show off my penis skills!\\
'''Bakura:''' Did you just say you have "amazing penis skills"?\\
'''Marik:''' Yes, I did, my pianist skills are unrivaled! [[DoubleEntendre I have very nimble fingers!]]\\
* Bakura breaks out laughing*\\
'''Marik:''' [[SarcasmMode Oh yes, ha ha Bakura, yes, Marik plays musical instruments, it's hilarious.]]\\

** "Go home TV, you're drunk! And I might be high...."
** Marik singing "Santa Claus is Coming to Town" but with lyrics involving Slender Man.
--> '''Marik:''' You better not shout, you better not cry, you better not pout I'm telling you why: Slender Man is coming to town. He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake. He knows when you've collected 5 of 8 pages so be good for goodness sake.
** After Marik turns on the radio and it plays Country music, Marik breaks into song on how Country music sucks.
** Marik in confusion on how there's no shower in the house and wondering how the people clean themselves.
** Marik freaking out after Bakura tells him how his head is a balloon.
--> '''Marik:''' My head is not a balloon- Oh my god what if it is?! Oh no! Somebody! Somebody inflate my head! [[DoubleEntendre Bakura, blow into me!]]\\
* Bakura breaks out laughing*\\
'''Marik:''' Oh my god there are aliens too, what is this?! This isn't funny, my head's gonna pop at any minute, you have to do something! Oh, anybody out there know what to do if your head is a balloon?! No? Okay!\\

** After Marik leaves the room filled with papers of Slender, we have this:
--> '''Marik:''' Well, that was a fairly uneventful trip. I suppose I'll take this and go then. Nothing's happening.\\
'''SLENDY:''' [=HeY GuYs=]!\\
* A bloodcurdling scream is heard*\\
'''Marik:''' Oh great, plot is happening. *shouts outside the window* Stop screaming, you'll attract all the Slender Men!\\

** Marik going down the slide, while breaking into an impromptu "Zarathustra" theme.
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